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Wooo! Only three hours to go, people! And my eleven o'clock victim is none other than the lovely ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vatoengland.
She thought she'd been so careful. So foresighted. She never left the house without first scanning for alien technology, never ate or drank anything she hadn't synthesised herself, didn't even go to sleep without switching on the motion detectors, calibrated to pick up and alert to anything from nanogene-sized upwards.
...Anything, that is, except for the familiar members of her own household. Little did she know she was harbouring, in her own hearth and home, something quite other than the friendly, clownish multicoloured kitten she'd grown to love. Little did she know that said kitten had been implanted with elaborate post-hypnotic suggestions from the day of her birth, awaiting the day she'd be given the signal to act on those fiendish, subconscious impulses she didn't even know she carried.
Everyone was baffled to findvatoengland stark and cold, with just the yarn tail of the catnip mouse still dangling from her lips.
vatoengland. She thought she'd been so careful. So foresighted. She never left the house without first scanning for alien technology, never ate or drank anything she hadn't synthesised herself, didn't even go to sleep without switching on the motion detectors, calibrated to pick up and alert to anything from nanogene-sized upwards.
...Anything, that is, except for the familiar members of her own household. Little did she know she was harbouring, in her own hearth and home, something quite other than the friendly, clownish multicoloured kitten she'd grown to love. Little did she know that said kitten had been implanted with elaborate post-hypnotic suggestions from the day of her birth, awaiting the day she'd be given the signal to act on those fiendish, subconscious impulses she didn't even know she carried.
Everyone was baffled to find
vatoengland stark and cold, with just the yarn tail of the catnip mouse still dangling from her lips.
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