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Bleah gnarf snark snerf grrrrrrrr!
In the ancient and noble tradition of men giving their cocks stupid names, I have decided to name my uterus. Since the name Peeves already belongs to the Squishhound I am naming it Murphy.
Murphy, you utter, utter, utter bastard, the London meet was less than three weeks ago. I only have two social engagements this year. What the fuck are you playing at?
Do this again and I'm ripping you out with my bare hands and feeding you to the fucking dogs. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Actually, this one's from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
photocat_0923
And here's my favourite picture of me from the TrekBBS meet-up, courtesy ofwychwood:
Good, innit?
Oh yes, and I found out who was responsible for removing Mum's bedsheets all last week - I caught young Peeves in my bedroom yesterday having just successfully removed my duvet from inside its cover. That is one strange, strange dog.
In the ancient and noble tradition of men giving their cocks stupid names, I have decided to name my uterus. Since the name Peeves already belongs to the Squishhound I am naming it Murphy.
Murphy, you utter, utter, utter bastard, the London meet was less than three weeks ago. I only have two social engagements this year. What the fuck are you playing at?
Do this again and I'm ripping you out with my bare hands and feeding you to the fucking dogs. Don't say I didn't warn you.
You Are Best Described By... |
 Under the Wave Off Kanagawa By Katsushika Hokusai |
Your #1 Love Type: ESTP |
| The Doer In love, you are charming, and known for sweeping people off their feet. For you, sex is fun and a great way to be in the moment with someone. Overall, you are witty, generous, and flirty. However, you tend to ignore conflict and get bored with people easily. Best matches: ISFJ or ISTJ |
Your #2 Love Type: ENTP |
| The Visionary In love, you are always trying to improve and grow your relationship. For you, sex should be a spontaneous adventure. Overall, you are magnetic, inspiring, and a charmer. However, you tend to get bored and want to change partners frequently. Best matches: INFJ and INTJ |
Your #3 Love Type: ESFP |
| The Performer In love, you relish every moment and tend to get caught up in passion. For you, sex is how you get in touch with all your senses. Overall, you are creative, popular, and flexible. However, you tend to dislike criticism and avoid any conflict. Best matches: ISTJ or ISFJ |
Actually, this one's from
photocat_0923And here's my favourite picture of me from the TrekBBS meet-up, courtesy of
wychwood:Good, innit?
Oh yes, and I found out who was responsible for removing Mum's bedsheets all last week - I caught young Peeves in my bedroom yesterday having just successfully removed my duvet from inside its cover. That is one strange, strange dog.
