To cut a long story short, I lost my mind

[lizblackdog]

Buh. Came back from dog walk and thought "why are cats yelling at me?" Then I realised it was their breakfast time and not the middle of the night still. Trouble was, I'd forgotten to defrost any chicks for them last night... so I had to give them some of my cooked cold chicken. Now, they LOVE cooked cold chicken. But they still glared at me as though I were offering them fresh dogshit laced with antifreeze. Just because it wasn't what they were expecting. Cats suck!

Just time for one swift murder: Bill, you will be hypocritically prayed over and then publicly boiled with much pomp and circumstance. I will be in the front row of spectators, eating rum and raisin ice cream.

I'm crashing a little, but I promise at least one gory murder in the next entry.