Bloody 'ell, I got tagged again, by Goldenballs

Ten fictional female characters I'd like to have sex with:

1. Kathryn Janeway. Yay, I get to do her twice!

2. Rose Tyler, on her own this time. Sex with her would be larky and dirty and playful and giggly. She has a beautiful mouth which isn't hard to picture doing very dirty things, and I bet she has pink nipples.

3. Ezri Dax. But only if I get to tie her down and tease her and torture her. She brings out the sadist in me... though making her smile after I'd made her squeak and cry would be fun too.

4. Servalan. Well, who doesn't? Imagine seeing her lose control...

5. Kira Nerys. Again, who wouldn't? The interesting thing with her would be getting her to overcome her inhibitions... There's so much passion in her, but you rarely see it on a personal level, it's all for causes and concepts. Imagine what she'd be like with her guard all the way down.

(And her pants. *leer*)

6. Kai Winn. Rawrrr!!

7. Inara. She isn't someone who turns me on at the gut level, but the thought of being in the hands of someone with those years of training is... intriguing.

8. Chiana. Like Rose - dirty and larky and playful and FUN.

9. Xev Bellringer. For so very many reasons... gut-level attraction, sensual mouth, expertise, stellar sex drive, no inhibitions... yeah.

10. Deanna Troi. Pure nasty grudge fuck. She's physically attractive and I loathe her. Handcuffs, floggers, a ball-gag and a brutally large double-pronged strap-on. She brings out the sadist in me even more than Ezri Dax does. By the Prophets, I'll give you something to emote about, girlie... *growl, thrust, slap*

From: [identity profile] entorien.livejournal.com


Kai Winn!!!!??? Yuck! I agree about Kira though, now how about her and Dr Bashir both at once? Although I must say I much prefer the idea of Julian Bashir and Elim Garak! Yum, Yum!
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com


Kai Winn is glorious. Those sparky, flinty eyes and that hardass sensual mouth... *shivers*

Garak and Bashir - nah. I love them both, mind you. They'd be great to go to dinner or a concert or an art gallery with, or play spies in the holosuite, or just hang out peoplewatching on the Promenade with, but I really couldn't see myself feeling other than platonic for either of them. One's too young and the other's too serious, and they're both sappy sentimental types at heart.

From: [identity profile] entorien.livejournal.com


Ah, you see, I have a soft spot for the sappy sentimental types! And Julian would be a generous lover, he is such a rouge and yet a perfect gentleman! Speaking of gentlemen, Kelvin just got me a big bunch of flowers and three new houseplants!
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com


Kelvin's a sweetheart, as well as being intelligent and funny. You picked a good 'un there. (I typed that as "licked" the first time...*snerk*)

My own soft spots get softer around the ruthless authoritarian types. You may have noticed...

From: [identity profile] entorien.livejournal.com


I'm unbelieveably lucky to have him. Lets see, ruthless authoritarian types... a certain cardassian aside, I guess Snape fits that bill. Anyone else?
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com


I can't believe I left Avon off the other list... it's been way too long since I watched any Blake's 7. And, yes, Snape... although I don't really get any sexual vibe from him. I wonder if it's all sublimated?

and my ruthless dogs are bugging me to take them out... I am their bitch, I must obey...

From: [identity profile] grave-medicine.livejournal.com


We can't be friends anymore. Kai Wynn and Ezri?! You've got to be fucking kidding me? Troi, yeah. Nerys, definitely. Xev and Zev, absolutely. But ew! And Janeway? Why didn't you just pick Lwaxana?
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com

Wow, 'shipper war! *snerk*


Hey, IDIC and all that! Lwaxana did occur to me, but she's really more just-a-friend material. And Zev does nothing for me - platinum and prissy, I never found her convincing as a love slave. Janeway has that voice - she sends shivers down my spine.

I'm fine with being the only one lusting after Winn. Means I get her all to myself...

Did you do the meme already? I can't remember... *tags you if you didn't*

From: [identity profile] grave-medicine.livejournal.com

Re: Wow, 'shipper war! *snerk*


As soon as I get home from work tonight, I'm sending you an e-mail with a file enclosed. You'll love me forever for it.

Zev sucked, but she was pretty. A bit too mousy for a love slave, though. Xev, though? Woof. Of course, I stole Kai from Red years ago. Michael McMannus, in and out of character, tickles my fancy.

And tch. I'll do it later.
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com

Re: Wow, 'shipper war! *snerk*


Michael McManus is bloody gorgeous, agreed. More horny OOC than IC - I guess I'm too good at suspending disbelief when watching the show to get turned on by a dead guy with no sex drive. Probably why I don't lust after Spock either.

*waits eagerly for email* I love surprises! :D
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com

Re: Wow, 'shipper war! *snerk*


...well, maybe I do. Just a bit. But my brain can't help coming back with "every seven YEARS? You have to be kidding me..."

From: [identity profile] grave-medicine.livejournal.com

Re: Wow, 'shipper war! *snerk*


Hey, no one said that only have sex every seven years, just that they only go into pon farr every seven years. Gotta love a violent mating drive so powerful it forces you to travel the stars to return home and hook up with a species that has to be as strong as you in order to endure.

Besides, think about it. Since they all go into pon farr at different times, dictated by the moment their bodies pitched them into puberty, chances are their partners for the occasion are never going through it the same time they are. That means the partner, and Vulcans in general, must be into some really kinky stuff. Look at their Romulan cousins!
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com

Re: Wow, 'shipper war! *snerk*


Hmm. That is an interesting thought. Though I have a feeling married couples would end up synchronising after the first couple of times... and don't Vulcans have a thing about monogamy anyway?

Romulans - clearly all kinky as hell. They'd be a lot sexier if their dress sense and hair styles weren't so dire, though.
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