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[lizblackdog]

I've been off memes lately, but sjishere tagged me, so herewith the memeage.

Bold the ones that are true for you then tag 5 of your friends.

o I miss somebody right now.
o I don't watch much TV these days.
o I love olives.
o I own lots of books.
o I wear glasses or contact lenses. Nope, only sunglasses.
o I love to play video games.
o I've tried marijuana. And the rest.
o I've watched porn movies. And still do. Often.
o I have been in a threesome. I'm almost embarrassed to admit I haven't done this yet...
o I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
o I believe honesty is "usually" the best policy. I don't always tell every bit of truth in my brain - who does? But I don't lie.
o I curse sometimes. Well, "all the time" would be closer...
o I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. Eh. Not as much as all that.
o I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. Er, no.
o I'm TOTALLY smart. Hell yeah!
o I've never broken someone's bones. Only my own.
o I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. I don't think there's anything I haven't revealed at some point.
o I hate the rain. No! Love rain! Though I get a bit tired of it by January, usually.
o I'm paranoid at times. Who isn't?
o I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. Yes. Teeth, tummy tuck, laser hair removal. With the teeth and hair at least, it's only the cost stopping me.
o I need money right now. Who doesn't?
o I love sushi. 'S'allright. I don't hate it.
o I talk really, really fast.
o I have fresh breath in the morning. How the hell would I know? The dogs don't care...
o I have long hair. Long-ish. Not short, anyway.
o I have lost money in Las Vegas.
o I have at least one brother and/or one sister. Two sisters.
o I was born in a country outside of the U.S. I live outside the US now, but I was born in Indiana.
o I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. Those stick-on nails can be amusing on occasion.
o I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
o I like the way that I look.
o I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
o I know how to cornrow.
o I am usually pessimistic.
o I have a lot of mood swings.
o I think prostitution should be legalized. It's quasi-sort-of legal here. It needs to be a lot more legal, though.
o I think Britney Spears is pretty.
o Slept with a Suitemate. huh?
o I have a hidden talent. I keep nothing hidden.
o I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
o I have a lot of friends. Most of them live in the computer, but they're no less real for that.
o I am currently single. Currently and forever.
o I have pecked someone of the same sex. Pecked, snogged, and more.
o I enjoy talking on the phone.
o I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
o I love to shop.
o I would rather shop than eat.
o I would classify myself as ghetto.
o I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
o I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
o I don't hate anyone. There are a few that bug the piss out of me, but no one I wouldn't pull out of the water if they were drowning.
o I'm a pretty good dancer.
o I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. Don't know. Don't much care.
o I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. No. She's magnificent.
o I have a cell phone. I do. It folds out like a TOS communicator and it vibrates.
o I believe in God. Yes. But I don't believe that word means what a lot of people think it means.
o I watch MTV on a daily basis. Don't have it. Wouldn't watch it if I did.
o I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I can't drink enough to pass out. I'd get to the puking stage first and even as a stupid teen that was where I always stopped. These days I stop a good deal sooner.
o I've rejected someone before. Not often, but yes.
o I currently like someone. I like lots and lots of people. I'm aware that's probably not what the question meant. That too.
o I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. Sadly, this is just as true three weeks before my 39th birthday as it was when I was thirteen.
o I want to have children in the future. Noooooo!!!
o I have changed a diaper before. Practically raised my youngest sister.
o I've called the cops on a friend before.
o I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. Who?
o I'm not allergic to anything.
o I have a lot to learn. Who doesn't?
o I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. Both.
o I am shy around the opposite sex.
o I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
o I have at least 5 away messages saved. About twelve.
o I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
o I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
o I own the "South Park" movie.
o I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
o When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
o I enjoy some country music.
o I would die for my best friends. Possibly. If I was sure it was necessary.
o I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
o I watch soap operas whenever I can.
o I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
o I have used my sexuality to advance my career. What career?
o I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. **puke**
o I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story". Who?
o Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
o I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
o I have dated a close friend's ex. No.
o I like surveys/memes.
o I am happy at this moment. Yes. Could always be happier, but no complaints.
o I'm obsessed with guys. I'm obsessed with sex, not necessarily guys.
o I am bisexual.
o Democrat. Nope
o Conservative Republican. Nope
o I am punk rockish.
o I am preppy.
o I go for older guys/girls, not younger. I always used to, but I'm too old myself now to rule out all the younger ones.
o I study for tests most of the time.
o I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. Nope
o I can work on a car. As long as it's simple stuff and an old car.
o I love my job. job? what is job? :D
o I am comfortable with who I am right now.

And since I'm doing a meme entry, here are a few more that have been doing the rounds:

Well-Read Indeed! Take that, Mrs. McGreevey! You scored 126 of 290!

Wow! OK, some of those were really tricky--but you made it through! Not only would you pass most lit courses, you probably thought about being an English major. Actually, with those numbers, you might be a grad student! Have you given any thought to a PhD? You know they confer omniscience with those, right? Then on the margin of the world I sit and think 'til Love and Fame to nothingness do shrink.

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 55% on litpoints

Link: The Ye Olde Brit Lit Test written by pratfall on Ok Cupid

The Surprising Lover 54% partner focus, 47% aggressiveness, 75% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own. This places you in the Lover Style of: The Surprising Lover. The Surprising Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and, like the name implies, is often filled with hidden delights and talents that might not be apparent from a surface knowledge of the person. The Surprising Lover is rather like a geode--sometimes rough on the exterior, but filled with beauty and wonder. The Surprising Lover is thus a gem to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they often tend to be humble and unwilling to reveal their inner greatness unless they're in a rewarding relationship. In terms of physical love, the Surprising Lover really shines, often highly imaginative and utterly devoted to bringing the heights of pleasure to the one that they truly love. Given a rewarding, reciprocative relationship, and the right lover, the Surprising Lover can be a delight in bed. Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Carnal Lover (most of all) or the Exotic Lover, or the Suave Lover. Congratulations! If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following: Nerds, Geeks & Dorks Professional Wrestling Buffy the Vampire Slayer America/Politics Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 41% on partner focus Higher than 39% on aggressiveness Higher than 83% on adventurousness

Link: The Lover Style Profile Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid

Modern, Cool Nerd 65 % Nerd, 69% Geek, 34% Dork

For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd. Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)! Congratulations! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Professional Wrestling Love & Sexuality America/Politics Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 64% on nerdiness Higher than 92% on geekosity Higher than 54% on dork points

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid