I don't sense affection, no gratitude or love

[lizblackdog]

Sodding hormones. Still in a pit of self loathing here. I feel about as entertaining as a Vorta comedy revue and as desirable as genital warts.

However, I have a new book, some dark chocolate and some rather fine tiramisu ice cream, so I'll get by. This can't last longer than another day or so, surely?

And in other news, I believe I've been elected as TrekBBS' "Last Person You'd Ever Want to Ride Out a Natural Disaster With" after someone started a thread in the Briar Patch asking how hungry you'd have to be before you'd eat your pets. My assertion that I'd sooner butcher my neighbours for dogfood didn't go down well.

Ah well. My grief is controllable.

*snerk*

Comments

[brendan-moody.livejournal.com]

My assertion that I'd sooner butcher my neighbours for dogfood didn't go down well.

Bah. Nothing wrong with that. Dogs are really much more amiable than most neighbors anyway.

Hope you feel better soon.

[orac-zen.livejournal.com]

My assertion that I'd sooner butcher my neighbours for dogfood didn't go down well.

What's surprising is that this non-surprising assertion actually surprised anyone. :D

Try not to think too much about that sentence. ;) *** hugs ***

[photocat-0923.livejournal.com]

My assertion that I'd sooner butcher my neighbours for dogfood didn't go down well.

I feel the same way. My "babies" would be the last to go. Either they dont have children or they dont have "babies".

Tell them all to piss off then...

I still love ya!!!!

[seanpfoster.livejournal.com]

You could definately eat me in a disaster situation.

[carmine-rose.livejournal.com]

I once upset a lot of friends at school (just after the film Alive came out) by telling them I'd have no hesitation eating them in a survival situation. I remember feeling shocked that they wouldn't be prepared to eat me. Suckers.

And yes, there's be a lot of people I'd be prepared to eat before I ate my dog. Quite aside from the fact that I love him best, he's so smelly I can't imagine him tasting nice, whereas long pig is meant to be delish.

Hope the chocolate and new book help the hormonal angst!

[manicmiranda.livejournal.com]

Come round to my house on Friday night for food and alcohol! Dogs are invited too :) We have loads of room. And loads of chicken.

Plus I have much discworld paraphanalia to unload onto you!!

[randomyst.livejournal.com]

My assertion that I'd sooner butcher my neighbours for dogfood didn't go down well.

This is surprising to people? LOL

Is it surprising that I'd readily resort to cannibalism? (If the people were dead. I'd not kill a living person to eat.) LOL