I don't sense affection, no gratitude or love

[lizblackdog]

Sodding hormones. Still in a pit of self loathing here. I feel about as entertaining as a Vorta comedy revue and as desirable as genital warts.

However, I have a new book, some dark chocolate and some rather fine tiramisu ice cream, so I'll get by. This can't last longer than another day or so, surely?

And in other news, I believe I've been elected as TrekBBS' "Last Person You'd Ever Want to Ride Out a Natural Disaster With" after someone started a thread in the Briar Patch asking how hungry you'd have to be before you'd eat your pets. My assertion that I'd sooner butcher my neighbours for dogfood didn't go down well.

Ah well. My grief is controllable.

*snerk*

Comments

[brendan-moody.livejournal.com]

My assertion that I'd sooner butcher my neighbours for dogfood didn't go down well.

Bah. Nothing wrong with that. Dogs are really much more amiable than most neighbors anyway.

Hope you feel better soon.

[orac-zen.livejournal.com]

My assertion that I'd sooner butcher my neighbours for dogfood didn't go down well.

What's surprising is that this non-surprising assertion actually surprised anyone. :D

Try not to think too much about that sentence. ;) *** hugs ***

[photocat-0923.livejournal.com]

My assertion that I'd sooner butcher my neighbours for dogfood didn't go down well.

I feel the same way. My "babies" would be the last to go. Either they dont have children or they dont have "babies".

Tell them all to piss off then...

I still love ya!!!!

[hellfire82.livejournal.com]

i'd start with the neighbor's children, actually.

nice and tender.

plus, my dogs love kids. *snerk*

[seanpfoster.livejournal.com]

You could definately eat me in a disaster situation.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

If I ever do, babe, I can almost guarantee it won't be a disaster.

[carmine-rose.livejournal.com]

I once upset a lot of friends at school (just after the film Alive came out) by telling them I'd have no hesitation eating them in a survival situation. I remember feeling shocked that they wouldn't be prepared to eat me. Suckers.

And yes, there's be a lot of people I'd be prepared to eat before I ate my dog. Quite aside from the fact that I love him best, he's so smelly I can't imagine him tasting nice, whereas long pig is meant to be delish.

Hope the chocolate and new book help the hormonal angst!

[manicmiranda.livejournal.com]

Come round to my house on Friday night for food and alcohol! Dogs are invited too :) We have loads of room. And loads of chicken.

Plus I have much discworld paraphanalia to unload onto you!!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Oh yes. Thank you.

Um, what about the cats? Won't they be upset if I bring dogs?

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I thought I already replied to this comment, but now I can't see it. And yet, I'm certain that if I reply again the original comment will reappear. But I'll do it anyway: Yes yes yes yes!

Are you quite sure about the dogs? It will be much happier for me if I can bring them, and they won't piss on your carpet or bite anyone or anything, but they will be excitable and they will want to harass your cat and Spike has a hard time tolerating anyone else being the centre of attention...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I knew that would happen. *rolleyes*

[manicmiranda.livejournal.com]

lol!

Thats cool, I only have the one cat now, and chances are she will be unsociable once she's been fed and leap out the window to hunt giant moths :)

And I think quite a few people will be coming, so they'll get plenty of attention!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Sounds ace, and exactly what I need. I don't get out of the house enough because all the things I can think of to do either require spending too much money or getting Mum to dog sit - and she drinks too much to be very reliable dogsitting for longer than an evening or so. I've been feeling much too hermitty of late.

Now you just need to tell me where to turn up and what time - email to renata_blackdog@yahoo.co.uk, because although my friendslist are all lovely lovely people you may not be ready to tell all of them your address yet.

Incidentally do you use any instant messengers? I added you to my MSN list ages ago because that was the one on your userinfo but you're never on there - is there another or do you just not use IM?

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

...and also, have you warned your friends about the Hedgehog Song? *snerk*

[randomyst.livejournal.com]

My assertion that I'd sooner butcher my neighbours for dogfood didn't go down well.

This is surprising to people? LOL

Is it surprising that I'd readily resort to cannibalism? (If the people were dead. I'd not kill a living person to eat.) LOL

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

C'mon
There're plenty of disposable people out there
I only wish I lived near DC...all those fat juicy politicians & lobbyists, just waiting to be roasted & serving no useful purpose...