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List your 12 characters before clicking on the cut to reveal the questions!
1. Gul Dukat (DS9)
2. Max Eilerson (B5 - Crusade)
3. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
4. Captain James T. Kirk (Star Trek)
5. Shane Vanssen (Space: Above And Beyond)
6. Morn (DS9)
7. Zathras (B5)
8. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
9. Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)
10. Kai Winn Adami (DS9)
11. Vir Cotto (B5)
12. Wesley Crusher (Star Trek TNG)
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Exhibitionist by inclination, but I could see her as a voyeur as well - if only to gather blackmail material...
2. Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
The answer to that just writes itself, doesn't it?
3. Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Eeeeeeeee... *thinks hard* Black, by a dog's whisker.
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH oooh hell yes both at once WHEEEEEEEE!!!! *faints*
...what do you mean I have to pick one? I can't.
Oh all right. Dukat then, but only because the actor's aged better.
5. 12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"Shut up, Wesley."
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Twelve quatloos at most. No, I haven't. Max could probably find you one if you blackmailed him.
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Somewhere outdoors. Mrrrrowwwww!!! I'd electauriocookie to write that one, though I wouldn't call it likely in any universe...
8. When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Writing physics theorems on Deanna Troi's naked body in melted chocolate.
9. What is 11's favorite sex toy?
I am so tempted to say a head on a pike, but that's just wrong even for this meme. Only a Centauri would recognise the item as a sex toy, I imagine - anyone else would probably assume it was a musical instrument of some sort.
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
It's called "Journey's End: Part 2". I probably will write it next time I'm really, really, really drunk. Warning: involves non-consensual gang bang, repeating time loops, twincest (how many Zathraseses are there, exactly?) and the best way yet to shut Wesley up...
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Oh, definitely Morn. And gagged, too. That's the only way to get him to shut up...
12. If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Vir, no contest. Sirius would retaliate by offering him what sounded like a dream job with the Order of the Phoenix, until he discovered he was actually being taken on to act as Kreacher's assistant.
13. As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Zathras would probably want something rather sweet and fairly vanilla, but Shane would find herself having to do it over and over and over and over again...
14. Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
A pineapple.
No, I really don't like Wesley very much, why do you ask?
15. 8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Definitely Kirk. I'm certain Jayne harbours fantasies about his own Captain already...
16. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Being collared and leashed, I should think.
17. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
What I'd do: Strip off, do a rebel yell and leap on him.
What Shane would do: Probably shoot him.
18. What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
He wouldn't tell his friends about her collection of antique Bajoran strap-ons. She wouldn't tell her friends she was shagging a Starfleeter.
19. 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
It's a little tabby cat face on her navel, with the words "I Like Pussy".
20. Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
The scary thing is that he probably would write it, though under a pseudonym, naturally... There would be intrigues, mud baths and the plot would involve Vir using some very unconventional methods to persuade Morn to give up an ancient artifact concealed in one of his stomachs.
21. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Well, at least Vera would get a workout.
22. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale: 9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
OK, we start with Dukat shagging Professor McGonagall in a closet - so far, so plausible. Jayne bursts in with enthusiasm (and probably yet another "pussy" wisecrack) but he also has an idea for a great practical joke - because Sirius is really going to be happy about having left Shane hanging in favour of witnessing one of his old teachers being shagged senseless in a broom closet, oh yes. No wonder he had to be killed off after that! Captain Kirk wanting to redeem an angry, resentful Shane is probably the likeliest part of this story, but he's going to be dreadfully embarrassed when his mistress from question 18 turns up for her regular Kolaish spice-oil massage with extras...
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a. The behaviour of Gul Dukat and Captain Kirk puts it closest to Star Trek canon.
b. "Letting The Cat Out Of The Bag"
c. Sirius Black. I can't see him leaving a lady waiting like that.
d. Probably none of you, unless I kept it brief and you were drunk.
e. I'd like to seeselenak or cruisedirector tackle it, because either of them might force it to actually make sense - other than that, huntingdon, shatna, captain_lila, bulletslc and wychwood would all be talented/weird/plain evil enough to attempt it.
I didn't put this on the quiz filter, since it's one that actually involves invention and originality, and it's cut in any case...
cruisedirectorList your 12 characters before clicking on the cut to reveal the questions!
1. Gul Dukat (DS9)
2. Max Eilerson (B5 - Crusade)
3. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
4. Captain James T. Kirk (Star Trek)
5. Shane Vanssen (Space: Above And Beyond)
6. Morn (DS9)
7. Zathras (B5)
8. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
9. Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)
10. Kai Winn Adami (DS9)
11. Vir Cotto (B5)
12. Wesley Crusher (Star Trek TNG)
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Exhibitionist by inclination, but I could see her as a voyeur as well - if only to gather blackmail material...
2. Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
The answer to that just writes itself, doesn't it?
3. Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Eeeeeeeee... *thinks hard* Black, by a dog's whisker.
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH oooh hell yes both at once WHEEEEEEEE!!!! *faints*
...what do you mean I have to pick one? I can't.
Oh all right. Dukat then, but only because the actor's aged better.
5. 12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"Shut up, Wesley."
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Twelve quatloos at most. No, I haven't. Max could probably find you one if you blackmailed him.
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Somewhere outdoors. Mrrrrowwwww!!! I'd elect
auriocookie to write that one, though I wouldn't call it likely in any universe... 8. When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Writing physics theorems on Deanna Troi's naked body in melted chocolate.
9. What is 11's favorite sex toy?
I am so tempted to say a head on a pike, but that's just wrong even for this meme. Only a Centauri would recognise the item as a sex toy, I imagine - anyone else would probably assume it was a musical instrument of some sort.
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
It's called "Journey's End: Part 2". I probably will write it next time I'm really, really, really drunk. Warning: involves non-consensual gang bang, repeating time loops, twincest (how many Zathraseses are there, exactly?) and the best way yet to shut Wesley up...
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Oh, definitely Morn. And gagged, too. That's the only way to get him to shut up...
12. If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Vir, no contest. Sirius would retaliate by offering him what sounded like a dream job with the Order of the Phoenix, until he discovered he was actually being taken on to act as Kreacher's assistant.
13. As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Zathras would probably want something rather sweet and fairly vanilla, but Shane would find herself having to do it over and over and over and over again...
14. Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
A pineapple.
No, I really don't like Wesley very much, why do you ask?
15. 8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Definitely Kirk. I'm certain Jayne harbours fantasies about his own Captain already...
16. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Being collared and leashed, I should think.
17. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
What I'd do: Strip off, do a rebel yell and leap on him.
What Shane would do: Probably shoot him.
18. What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
He wouldn't tell his friends about her collection of antique Bajoran strap-ons. She wouldn't tell her friends she was shagging a Starfleeter.
19. 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
It's a little tabby cat face on her navel, with the words "I Like Pussy".
20. Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
The scary thing is that he probably would write it, though under a pseudonym, naturally... There would be intrigues, mud baths and the plot would involve Vir using some very unconventional methods to persuade Morn to give up an ancient artifact concealed in one of his stomachs.
21. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Well, at least Vera would get a workout.
22. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale: 9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
OK, we start with Dukat shagging Professor McGonagall in a closet - so far, so plausible. Jayne bursts in with enthusiasm (and probably yet another "pussy" wisecrack) but he also has an idea for a great practical joke - because Sirius is really going to be happy about having left Shane hanging in favour of witnessing one of his old teachers being shagged senseless in a broom closet, oh yes. No wonder he had to be killed off after that! Captain Kirk wanting to redeem an angry, resentful Shane is probably the likeliest part of this story, but he's going to be dreadfully embarrassed when his mistress from question 18 turns up for her regular Kolaish spice-oil massage with extras...
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a. The behaviour of Gul Dukat and Captain Kirk puts it closest to Star Trek canon.
b. "Letting The Cat Out Of The Bag"
c. Sirius Black. I can't see him leaving a lady waiting like that.
d. Probably none of you, unless I kept it brief and you were drunk.
e. I'd like to see
selenak or cruisedirector tackle it, because either of them might force it to actually make sense - other than that, huntingdon, shatna, captain_lila, bulletslc and wychwood would all be talented/weird/plain evil enough to attempt it.I didn't put this on the quiz filter, since it's one that actually involves invention and originality, and it's cut in any case...
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