Black Doggerel

I ATEN'T DEAD.

Just breaking silence to show you a Glee/Torchwood fic I found: In which my favourite nonregulars from both shows team up and are BADASS.

need food...

coronation chicken in pitta bread? yeah, that sounds good.

now, I am going to talk about fan fiction. I only ever finished writing one, you may find it here. (warning: it's a porny story)

it's not too bad, although it contains an original character perilously close to being a Mary Sue. She didn't actually fail the Mary Sue litmus test, though - since she has chunky legs, a big arse and isn't given to angst.

I keep trying to write more. I have two stories about her gumming up the works of my brain - one is more porn, as well as a "rocks fall, everyone dies" Blake's 7-ish sort of plot, a collaboration with the awesome captain_lila. the other is more of a straight adventure story with her and a ten year old Kira Nerys. This one's perilously close to actually getting written, although the way I suffer from magpie brain, it could well be years.

then again, the characters aren't going anywhere, I guess...

all the dogs and cats are sleeping. it's quiet... too quiet!

Harry Potter fans NEED to read this NOW.

Thanks to resqdog51, without whom I might have lived out my life without reading this fic.

The Twelve Character Meme - adult version, nicked from cruisedirector

List your 12 characters before clicking on the cut to reveal the questions!

1. Gul Dukat (DS9)
2. Max Eilerson (B5 - Crusade)
3. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
4. Captain James T. Kirk (Star Trek)
5. Shane Vanssen (Space: Above And Beyond)
6. Morn (DS9)
7. Zathras (B5)
8. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
9. Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)
10. Kai Winn Adami (DS9)
11. Vir Cotto (B5)
12. Wesley Crusher (Star Trek TNG)

( Don't look until you've chosen your 12 characters! )

I didn't put this on the quiz filter, since it's one that actually involves invention and originality, and it's cut in any case...

Author: captain_lila

She's beautiful as well as talented and horny.

The usual disclaimer: Klingons, Star Trek, DS9 and all the other stuff belongs to Paramount. captain_lila and I are not making money off it, nor are we attempting to.

( Contains just as much graphic sex as the first two. )

Author: captain_lila

Praise her!

The usual disclaimer: Klingons, Star Trek, DS9 and all the other stuff belongs to Paramount. captain_lila and I are not making money off it, nor are we attempting to.

( Contains more graphic sex. This is your only warning. )

Author: captain_lila

Give her praise and cookies, because these stories are the best Trekkie erotica I ever read.

The usual disclaimer: Klingons, Star Trek, DS9 and all the other stuff belongs to Paramount. captain_lila and I are not making money off it, nor are we attempting to.

( Contains graphic sex. Do not click if you're under 18 or don't want to read stories with lots of sex in. )

My one and only attempt (so far) at fanfic, for my newer readers. It's DS9-based, though it contains only one canon character. Both parts are - adult reading and involve a certain amount of not exactly consensual sexual activity and some nastiness. If that isn't your thing, please don't read them, or at least, don't bitch about it to me.

I do not, of course, own the canon character, the setting or the concepts.

Part One can be found here.

( Part Two is finally done. )