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Bleah gnarf snark snerf grrrrrrrr!
In the ancient and noble tradition of men giving their cocks stupid names, I have decided to name my uterus. Since the name Peeves already belongs to the Squishhound I am naming it Murphy.
Murphy, you utter, utter, utter bastard, the London meet was less than three weeks ago. I only have two social engagements this year. What the fuck are you playing at?
Do this again and I'm ripping you out with my bare hands and feeding you to the fucking dogs. Don't say I didn't warn you.
( Some random memes, and a pic of me that is perfectly safe for work. No one on my friends list had any today so I rooted through some quiz sites. )
Oh yes, and I found out who was responsible for removing Mum's bedsheets all last week - I caught young Peeves in my bedroom yesterday having just successfully removed my duvet from inside its cover. That is one strange, strange dog.
In the ancient and noble tradition of men giving their cocks stupid names, I have decided to name my uterus. Since the name Peeves already belongs to the Squishhound I am naming it Murphy.
Murphy, you utter, utter, utter bastard, the London meet was less than three weeks ago. I only have two social engagements this year. What the fuck are you playing at?
Do this again and I'm ripping you out with my bare hands and feeding you to the fucking dogs. Don't say I didn't warn you.
( Some random memes, and a pic of me that is perfectly safe for work. No one on my friends list had any today so I rooted through some quiz sites. )
Oh yes, and I found out who was responsible for removing Mum's bedsheets all last week - I caught young Peeves in my bedroom yesterday having just successfully removed my duvet from inside its cover. That is one strange, strange dog.
