I'm never gonna be what I should

what I really want to do right now is to smoke a lot of weed and watch Farscape all night.

but I can't, because I have no weed. And I'm not going to buy any either because it makes me too dozy the next day, and because it's way too dangerous to lean on drugs in times of stress. If I caught myself doing that I'd have to never touch it again.

Fuck, I hate being grown up.

I'm never gonna be what I should

what I really want to do right now is to smoke a lot of weed and watch Farscape all night.

but I can't, because I have no weed. And I'm not going to buy any either because it makes me too dozy the next day, and because it's way too dangerous to lean on drugs in times of stress. If I caught myself doing that I'd have to never touch it again.

Fuck, I hate being grown up.

Stirring it with a monkey's paw

OMG demon baby!

Why am I linking this? Because that's the day my sister T is due to whelp!

Fortunately, my sister T knows that The Omen was only a movie and finds the idea hugely amusing.

Me, I'm gonna start a chapter of Hell's Aunties...


in other news, it's still way too fucking hot, but Mum is perky and noticeably less yellow.

Stirring it with a monkey's paw

OMG demon baby!

Why am I linking this? Because that's the day my sister T is due to whelp!

Fortunately, my sister T knows that The Omen was only a movie and finds the idea hugely amusing.

Me, I'm gonna start a chapter of Hell's Aunties...


in other news, it's still way too fucking hot, but Mum is perky and noticeably less yellow.