Cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head?

Dear arsehole chavscum backyard breeder neighbours,

Thank you so much for thoughtfully providing me with such a great opportunity to teach my dogs to remain silent and relatively calm in the face of what sounds like the dog version of Spinal Tap. You with the mastiff - you must be especially proud. His amps go to eleven - I can see why you wouldn't want to let him indoors making that noise, tee fucking hee! You with the sweet red and white Pittie pup - wow, she has a good set of lungs on her, doesn't she? She's going to make great puppies for you in six months time when she has her first heat. You with the little terrier mix - aww, that's so cute the way she starts up every time there's a lull and sets the whole fucking pack off again!

*stab kill stab kill die die die stab kill GIVE ME SOME FUCKING EARPLUGS*




P.S. MUCH love and meatballs to Spike, Squish, Yellow-Dog Buster and the two JRTs downstairs. Not a fucking peep out of any of them!

x-posted to dot_pet_snark

Cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head?

Dear arsehole chavscum backyard breeder neighbours,

Thank you so much for thoughtfully providing me with such a great opportunity to teach my dogs to remain silent and relatively calm in the face of what sounds like the dog version of Spinal Tap. You with the mastiff - you must be especially proud. His amps go to eleven - I can see why you wouldn't want to let him indoors making that noise, tee fucking hee! You with the sweet red and white Pittie pup - wow, she has a good set of lungs on her, doesn't she? She's going to make great puppies for you in six months time when she has her first heat. You with the little terrier mix - aww, that's so cute the way she starts up every time there's a lull and sets the whole fucking pack off again!

*stab kill stab kill die die die stab kill GIVE ME SOME FUCKING EARPLUGS*




P.S. MUCH love and meatballs to Spike, Squish, Yellow-Dog Buster and the two JRTs downstairs. Not a fucking peep out of any of them!

x-posted to dot_pet_snark

Tomorrow they won't get another chance

Just encountered Idiotina McStupidfolk and her pack of loose dogs again. Brindle Puppything decided not to wait for Spike to bark at her this time, and piled straight in. Idiotina's three children dragged her away while I dragged Spike in the other direction, and Idiotina glared at me, did nothing useful and said nothing, even though the kids apologised. Their no-doubt various fathers must have been a good influence on them, because they're actually a decent bunch of kids - far more than I can say for their brood sow.

What is it, fucking Stupid Day? I already did one rant!

Tomorrow they won't get another chance

Just encountered Idiotina McStupidfolk and her pack of loose dogs again. Brindle Puppything decided not to wait for Spike to bark at her this time, and piled straight in. Idiotina's three children dragged her away while I dragged Spike in the other direction, and Idiotina glared at me, did nothing useful and said nothing, even though the kids apologised. Their no-doubt various fathers must have been a good influence on them, because they're actually a decent bunch of kids - far more than I can say for their brood sow.

What is it, fucking Stupid Day? I already did one rant!