Cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head?

[lizblackdog]

Dear arsehole chavscum backyard breeder neighbours,

Thank you so much for thoughtfully providing me with such a great opportunity to teach my dogs to remain silent and relatively calm in the face of what sounds like the dog version of Spinal Tap. You with the mastiff - you must be especially proud. His amps go to eleven - I can see why you wouldn't want to let him indoors making that noise, tee fucking hee! You with the sweet red and white Pittie pup - wow, she has a good set of lungs on her, doesn't she? She's going to make great puppies for you in six months time when she has her first heat. You with the little terrier mix - aww, that's so cute the way she starts up every time there's a lull and sets the whole fucking pack off again!

*stab kill stab kill die die die stab kill GIVE ME SOME FUCKING EARPLUGS*




P.S. MUCH love and meatballs to Spike, Squish, Yellow-Dog Buster and the two JRTs downstairs. Not a fucking peep out of any of them!

x-posted to dot_pet_snark