See the shark with teeth like razors

[lizblackdog]

...urgh.

Yesterday I said these things come in threes... they do. Squish rushed back to me with a ball which he spat out at me. I bent down to pick it up. Squish couldn't stop fast enough and his head hit my orbital ridge like the irresistible force hitting the immovable, though not necessarily unbreakable object.

Now I have a huge lump just above my eye. I'm clutching a pack of frozen dogfood to it, but I expect it'll be beautifully purple and yellow just in time for the London meet-up.

Perhaps I need to explain to them that they won't inherit their own place if they kill me...

You May Be a Bit Borderline ...

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Comments

[angriestangel.livejournal.com]

Well at least you're done now with bumping and stuff :)

[hellfire82.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps I need to explain to them that they won't inherit their own place if they kill me..."

roflmao

too funny.

hershey was almost as naughty today; she would NOT settle down at the vet's office and nearly yanked my arm out of the socket. and she kept freaking out because her feet were touching the linoleum and she doesn't like it so she was trying to walk on her nails and falling...

i probably shouldn't have been laughing.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Well, at least it's a BDSM meetup
Just tell them you like it REALLY rough ;-)