Chained to a table, stuck in a rut

[lizblackdog]

BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED. Oh, and cranky.

Can't type well enough to IM today, have watched Farscape, porn and Blake's 7 until my eyes and points south are sore, have walked dogs, have bought chocolate, all the BBS's are moribund and there's bugger-all going on on LJ. Don't have enough money for the naked sauna (I curse the day they started charging admittance for single women. They had a bunch of local bag ladies turning up for the free coffee and showers and making the place look untidy, so now it costs a fiver) and besides, I'm bleeding, which accounts for some of the cranky.

Please please please leave a comment. Say something. ANYTHING.

Oh, and because I try and give amusement for amusement, look what happened when altariel1 posted that spam meme: Death By Spam!

Well, I found it amusing. Possibly you had to be there.

Comments

[bulletslc.livejournal.com]

Period going to start soon......Grrrrrr.....the ultra horniness is making me crazy!!!! Not to mention the knowledge that cramps are soon to follow. I had dreams of orgy sex today....woke up feeling miffed it was just a dream.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I NEED ORGY SEX.

...although the man is comparable to a one-man gang bang, even he can't be in two places at once. I am really feeling a need to be worked over in multiples right now.

[bulletslc.livejournal.com]

Good grief! Are you STILL up???LOL!