We're what's happening

[lizblackdog]

If I were a month, I would be: October

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday

If I were a time of day, I would be: 2am.

If I were a planet, I would be: Cardassia IV

If I were a sea animal, I would be: a cuttlefish.

If I were a direction, I would be: Southwest

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a chaise-longue

If I were a sin, I would be: greed

If I were a historical figure I would be: Sir Richard Francis Burton

If I were a liquid, I would be: Drambuie

If I were a stone, I would be: Welsh slate

If I were a tree, I would be: an elder

If I were a bird, I would be: a magpie

If I were a tool, I would be: a Swiss army knife

If I were a flower, I would be: a lawn daisy

If I were a type of weather, I would be: cloudy with a good breeze, odd sun patches and the occasional light drizzle.

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a dragon

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a steel guitar

If I were an animal, I would be: a lion

If I were a colour, I would be: violet

If I were an emotion, I would be: excitement

If I were a vegetable, I would be: an aubergine (that's eggplant in Americanspeak)

If I were a sound, I would be: crackling

If I were an element, I would be: Air

If I were a song, I would be: Led Zep's Black Dog

If I were a movie, I would be: Disney's Fantasia

If I were a book, I would be written by: Tanith Lee before her Goth kick

If I were a food, I would be: crispy duck

If I were a place, I would be: London

If I were a taste, I would be: Umami

If I were a scent, I would be: patchouli

If I were a religion, I would be: Something with mildly psychoactive incense, temple prostitutes, enormous stone phalloi that get decorated with flowers on holidays, and a Sacred King that gets the best of everything until he has his heart cut out after seven years to make sure the sun keeps rising.

If I were a word, I would be: Lubricious

If I were a body part, I would be: TITS

If I were a facial expression, I would be: a grin

If I were a subject in school, I would be: drama

If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Agent 57

If I were a shape, I would be: an ellipse

If I were a number, I would be: 6

If I were an item of clothing, I would be: your favourite underwear; the ones you'd feel most confident in.

If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: a wristful of jangly silver bangles

If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: a silk scarf

Nicked from grave_medicine

Comments

[nyecamden.livejournal.com]

I like this meme. I think you'd make a very good/appropriate chaise-longue ;-)

I'll have a go at it when I'm not depressed I think.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

:-)

wishing for that to be soon.