No More Mr Clean

[lizblackdog]

note to self: empty the fucking hoover BEFORE trying to dehair the damn flat. You know perfectly well it cuts out when the bag gets full. You know that the hoover bag has a capacity roughly that of a Ferengi's capacity for altruism. You also know that when it cuts out it won't work again until it's rested for like two hours. You also knew perfectly well you had someone with allergies visiting today. You, ma'am, are an idiot.

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[miz-geek.livejournal.com]

Masking tape? Giant sheets of it? Lint brush? Damn, I hate having allergic people over. It's just so pointless trying to do something about it, and then their faces get all puffy. It's so sad....

But, umm, thanks for the reminder. I need to empty mine.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

She's taking extra meds and I don't own any carpets, so I hope it'll be OK. But I did want to have the place as unhairy as possible and this is very annoying.

Huntingdon will comment in a minute and tell me to shave the dogs. He does that every time. But then, he's allergic too...