Ever had a one-night stand that lasted a year? I have now.
I'm not a romantic. I wasn't looking for a relationship or anything at all beyond instant gratification and a scratch for my itch. I got all that and more, and I knew by the end of that night that I'd found a keeper.
If this were a movie, the scriptwriters would have had to write in a load of sappiness, drama, angst, One True Love and probably marriage and children to boot. However, this is real life, both of us prefer living alone, neither of us does drama and sappiness makes me retch, but nevertheless, there are at least a year's worth of reasons why
topbit is still a keeper.
He's a geek. He outgeeks me by light-years, in fact, but it's a glorious thing to be able to pepper conversations with Trek quotes, Firefly, Buffy or BSG references and have him get every single one. Last night he said something and I answered with - "well, I find it kinda horny but you know me - linoleum." These things are beyond pointless if you have to explain them.
I won't even mention the cardboard Chief O'Brien cut-out and the Star Trek duvet cover and the amusingness of being able to say "She cannae take it, she's gonna blow!" or "There are FOUR LIGHTS!" at the right moment.
Oh wait, I just did. And last night he did a particularly well-timed "All your base are belong to us" which is still making me giggle.
I'm still working on getting him into Farscape, mind you - but hey, all relationships need room for growth...
His kinks match my kinks. It doesn't matter how fantastic someone is; if you like being held down, slapped and called slut and he wants to kiss your feet, stroke you and call you a goddess (or vice versa) there's always going to be someone coming away unsatisfied. This does not happen.
He's awesome. And I'm going to stop before I do get sappy after all.
*blows kiss*
I'm not a romantic. I wasn't looking for a relationship or anything at all beyond instant gratification and a scratch for my itch. I got all that and more, and I knew by the end of that night that I'd found a keeper.
If this were a movie, the scriptwriters would have had to write in a load of sappiness, drama, angst, One True Love and probably marriage and children to boot. However, this is real life, both of us prefer living alone, neither of us does drama and sappiness makes me retch, but nevertheless, there are at least a year's worth of reasons why
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He's a geek. He outgeeks me by light-years, in fact, but it's a glorious thing to be able to pepper conversations with Trek quotes, Firefly, Buffy or BSG references and have him get every single one. Last night he said something and I answered with - "well, I find it kinda horny but you know me - linoleum." These things are beyond pointless if you have to explain them.
I won't even mention the cardboard Chief O'Brien cut-out and the Star Trek duvet cover and the amusingness of being able to say "She cannae take it, she's gonna blow!" or "There are FOUR LIGHTS!" at the right moment.
Oh wait, I just did. And last night he did a particularly well-timed "All your base are belong to us" which is still making me giggle.
I'm still working on getting him into Farscape, mind you - but hey, all relationships need room for growth...
His kinks match my kinks. It doesn't matter how fantastic someone is; if you like being held down, slapped and called slut and he wants to kiss your feet, stroke you and call you a goddess (or vice versa) there's always going to be someone coming away unsatisfied. This does not happen.
He's awesome. And I'm going to stop before I do get sappy after all.
*blows kiss*
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This one, though, has been a LOT of fun :)
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Bob's been into Farscape; I've never been able to get into that show... or Stargate Atlantis...
Have you seen the "All You Base Are Belong To Us" done to Bohemian Rhapsody? Had me rolling on the floor...
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*collapses into fit of giggles*
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Here, have some pureed eggplant to celebrate! *uploads some*
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Love eggplant - so rich and slippery and velvety...
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*two thumbs up for geeky boys and getting laid proper-like*
:D
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yayyy!!!
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Finally, and almost entirely unrelated point about Wikipedia Revenge of the Nerds (2007 film). Why?
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I wish you were here. My GAIM is doing something really peculiar. I sort of sorted that out but now it has this weird black window with it that won't go away...
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Had a fun weekend too, I got to try out my newest toy!
Zzzzzzzzap!
I am happy I've found a wonderful playmate too.
I hope I can keep mine around lol
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everyone should get laid a lot, it makes the world go round :)
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Was fun at the club, got a few play sessions in, and then more fun for afters.
MMmmm!
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{HUGS}