You go gunning for the man who stole your water

[lizblackdog]

Dear Squish,

It's chicken liver. You know you're going to eat it eventually because you're constitutionally incapable of not eating anything organic you can actually physically swallow, so stop the drama queen routine and just do it. It's not necessary to put it on the floor and watch it for ten minutes first. It's not going to fucking get up and start clucking.

She Who Is Going To Need To Mop Now


Dear Spike,

You know the drill. Once you walk away from it it's Squish's. You weren't eating it anyway so stop it with the growling and drama. Arsehole.

She Who Holds The Squirt Gun



...maybe I'll cook the liver next time. They like it cooked.

Comments

[wirenth.livejournal.com]

hahaha! luce thinks liver is the most offensive thing ever invented. even more offensive than carrots. she won't touch it cooked or otherwise. i have to run it through the blender (which is hellish gross) and hide it in fish to get her to eat it.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

they've eaten it before, damn them! Though I think Squish did the putting it on the floor and staring it down thing last time too.

they LOVE it cooked. I have two or three more pounds of it in the freezer too... I think I'll borrow Mum's blender and make liver brownies to use for training treats instead of trying to foist it on them as a meal.

...Spike won't eat fish either unless it's canned or cooked, the picky bastard. Squish and cats loved the raw herrings and sardines though.

[ghost07.livejournal.com]

My cats won't touch anything that has liver in it...chicken or otherwise...the only time they tried it, they both threw up...I think it's too rich for them...

Which is probably good, since I get to eat all kinds of liver for myself...:D...one food I don't have to share.