It's a blessing and a curse

[lizblackdog]

Dear Squish,

While I very much appreciate your smoke alarm yapping, especially in light of the fact that Bournemouth Council have yet to install the promised electronic variety, I wish to hell you had an off button.

I'M COOKING. NOTHING'S ON FIRE THIS TIME, I PROMISE. PLEASE STOP NOW.

Good dog.

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[scribblekitty.livejournal.com]

Pi just whimpers and hides if things get smokey - so he'd be a whole lot of use if the caravan caught on fire :(
(Though I like to think I'd notice in this small space before being burnt alive).