Guess I can make it now the pain has gone

[lizblackdog]

Yayy!

Captain Gimpy just walked into the living room and hopped up onto the couch with almost no trace of a limp, so it looks like my decision to see how he went on and phone the vet if he was still bad tomorrow was the right one.

Phew.

Too hot to breathe and too hot to sleep, here. the_reader has tagged me for a meme but I'm too frelled up with heat delirium. Got very little sleep last night, and it's still too damn hot to catch up on it this afternoon. It's sodding 80F here and as bright as hell, and even with all the windows open and the blinds keeping the worst of the sun off, I feel like I'm in a bright copper pan on a stovetop. Bleurgh.

Slander! rowena742 has thighs like tree trunks, and mencc1701 knows it well... romulantbonz has embezzled over $9,000,000 from work, and spent it all on their paramour, hopefulnebula! wychwood got jhovall drunk and naked, and took photos. catalina_marina downloaded them. the_reader knows *just* how long to hold them down for. wychwood would push shadow496 out of the airlock, if it came to it. romulantbonz and hopefulnebula are really the same person! Think about it, you've never seen them together! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

HELL LEVEL 3 Raw score: 95%

There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations. I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity and honesty. AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 96% on hellish

Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Edited to add: altariel1 found this amazing Ultra Condensed SF/F Books site and I feel compelled to show it to everyone - most especially the_reader because he will either laugh like a drain or spit or both. Hee!