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Porn is all very well. Horny friends teasing me on IM are all very well - all three of you. The Rampant Rabbit is all very well, and its batteries are running low. But it's not reaching the heart of it, not even really touching the edges. It's like Division Dumplings, the more I get the hornier I am.
I'm rapidly approaching the point where the next person (stinky drunks excluded) to smile at me on the street is going to get the surprise of his/her life...
I'm rapidly approaching the point where the next person (stinky drunks excluded) to smile at me on the street is going to get the surprise of his/her life...
