Mwahaha!!!

[lizblackdog]

Elmo's Past as a Transvestite Crackwhore



You're sick, you're annoying, and you're a bad
influence on the other muppets. Go away! And
stop trying to be the new Grover.


Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla


Am at Mum's, lazing around watching telly getting ready to do some cleaning. The Castlepoint closure has put a serious spoke in the wheels of my daily life - I don't have a car, I have two dogs that are a pain in the arse on buses and can't be left home alone without barking the place down, and Castlepoint is the only source of groceries within easy walking distance of my house except for One Stop, which is a reasonable source of chocolate, alcohol and tobacco but doesn't sell any of the stuff I need regularly and often like chicken parts and beef mince for my dogs or Poligrip to keep my teeth in. AAAARGHHH!!!!

Curses on Bournemouth Council's planning department. Castlepoint was built on a former swamp and according to local gossip it was built by a bunch of cowboys who shouldn't have been allowed to build a fort out of sofa cushions and only got the contract by giving everyone on the Council a blowjob and a free holiday. And now it's falling down and there are no local shops here. Bah.