Fucking vacuum cleaner has seized up and stopped working halfway through dehairing my floor. I am hoping that it was overheating due to extreme bag fullness - enough in there to knit my own Old English Sheepdog - and will start working again in a few minutes.
Have started bleeding. I knew it was coming - it's the only thing that explains reasonless weepy spells and posting song lyrics - but wow, shitty timing. Who the fuck designed these stupid girl parts anyway? I want a refund.
*headdesk*
ETA: Twenty minutes later: STILL. DEAD. Fuckpissbuggershitwank. I would have preferred not to have the flat quite so fur-lined.
Have started bleeding. I knew it was coming - it's the only thing that explains reasonless weepy spells and posting song lyrics - but wow, shitty timing. Who the fuck designed these stupid girl parts anyway? I want a refund.
*headdesk*
ETA: Twenty minutes later: STILL. DEAD. Fuckpissbuggershitwank. I would have preferred not to have the flat quite so fur-lined.