Dear Spike,
I know you're excited and impatent for your morning walk, but here's a clue - snatching the T-shirt I was trying to put on for an impromptu game of keep-away isn't going to get us out the door any faster. Arsehole.
However, your total failure to bark at that elkhoundy-huskyish-shepherdy dog across the road makes up for any amount of arseholery. I am so proud of you!
Love and meatballs,
Mum.
In other news, check out my Destruct-O-Match hi-score, people!
I know you're excited and impatent for your morning walk, but here's a clue - snatching the T-shirt I was trying to put on for an impromptu game of keep-away isn't going to get us out the door any faster. Arsehole.
However, your total failure to bark at that elkhoundy-huskyish-shepherdy dog across the road makes up for any amount of arseholery. I am so proud of you!
Love and meatballs,
Mum.
In other news, check out my Destruct-O-Match hi-score, people!
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