Time is short and the days are sweet and passion rules the arrow that flies

[lizblackdog]

Just caught young Peeves eating a pack of cigarette papers. He looked up at me with the most perfect angelic expression and his very best Puppy Dog Eyes™ - "you mean you didn't drop them on the floor just for me to eat?" Little spotted bugger.

Spike is playing tug-of-war with his own tail. I think the tail is winning.


Herbie finally showed up on Terran. Power cut, which I already knew, but it helps to have him apologise for it anyway.

james_the_evil1 is at work and amusing me on his mobile.

The day is improving

Velma Barfield Your personality matches Criminal Profile 40816158.

Both Stuart and Velma were crisply attired in their Sunday best as they settled into chairs at the Cumberland County Civic Center in Fayetteville, North Carolina. The service had just begun when a wave of nausea rolled over Stuart. “I’m feeling sick,” he whispered to Velma. “Maybe it’s something I ate.” ____________________________________________ Your personality type matches the criminal profile of Velma Barfield. She was a serial poisoner, also known as a "Black Widow." With stunning regularity, those she knew closely expired of “gastroenteritis.” The investigators were pretty certain they were dealing not only with a murderer but a serial murderer. As a child, Velma disliked her mother’s submissive attitude toward their father. Decades later, she wrote in her memoirs, Woman on Death Row, “I seemed to accept Daddy’s high-tempered ways because I thought that’s the way men are. Mamas should love their children and stand up for them, and Mama never stood up for me, or for any of us.” Every time Velma got a beating from her Dad, she was at least as upset with the passive Mom who saw and did nothing as she was with the aggressive Dad who actually inflicted it. Velma's life was turbulant from the start, and she dealt with her problems through an addiction to prescription drugs, religious zealousy and a tendency to use arsenic when dealing with people who upset or threatened to expose her. While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts she did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) her criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns. Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now. You're into my style, so check out my fashion. www.ubervanity.com (Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 95% on WhichKillerRU

Link: The Serial Killer Test written by _Vanity_ on Ok Cupid

Thief You scored 47 Holy, 71 Tactful, 82 Natural, and 45 Arcane!

You are the master of tact and guile. So much so that you rely upon little else to get you through this world. What good is a sword if you can't find your target? What good is a spell when your spell book is missing? These are questions the unfortunate ones that arouse your ire end up pondering moments before you do something horrific and irreparable to them. You are probably the best planner/schemer in your group, but unfortunately, nobody has listened to you since that time your plan involved not telling the barbarian about the pit-trap so that the villain would think his plan had worked and come out of hiding (even though Rothgar or whatever his name is was fine after a week's rest and the villain DID come out of hiding... geez). People get a rubbed the wrong way when you start (inevitably) thinking of them as pieces on a chess board.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 55% on Godliness Higher than 88% on Tact Higher than 77% on Harmony Higher than 50% on Arcane

Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

Comments

[evil-admiral.livejournal.com]

Spike is playing tug-of-war with his own tail. I think the tail is winning.

Heh. Reminds me of that dog from TV Funhouse who was obsessed with capturing his tail. Heh.

Lord I'm going senile...

[(Anonymous)]

Forgot to ask. Quality control check on the last set of test data - Did it look OK? Whether you liked it or not is a more subjective question than whether the media generation was successful... (G)


CC

Re: Lord I'm going senile...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's playing fine. I haven't really got into it yet - I can tell I'm going to enjoy it, but I haven't really been in the mood yet.

Annoyingly, the first batch of test data, which plays lovely on Mum's computer, won't play properly on this one... I can get through half an episode before it seizes up and I get an error message. Grr...

Nice

[huntingdon.livejournal.com]

Ed Gein Your personality matches Criminal Profile 4081649.

Gein's desolate farmhouse was a study in chaos. Inside, junk and rotting garbage covered the floor and counters. It was almost impossible to walk through the rooms. The smell of filth and decomposition was overwhelming. While the local sheriff, Arthur Schley, inspected the kitchen with his flashlight, he felt something brush against his jacket. When he looked up to see what it was he ran into, he faced a large, human carcass hanging upside down from the beams. ____________________________________________ Your personality type matches the criminal profile of Ed Gein. Bizarre handicraft made Eddie into a celebrity. Author Robert Bloch was inspired to write a story about Norman Bates, a character based on Eddie, which became the central theme of the Alfred Hitchcock's classic thriller Psycho. In 1974, the classic thriller by Tobe Hooper, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, has many Geinian touches, although there is no character that is an exact Eddie Gein model. This movie helped put "Ghastly Gein" back in the spotlight in the mid-1970's. Years later, Eddie provided inspiration for the character of another serial killer, Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs. Like Eddie, Buffalo Bill treasured women's skin and wore it like clothing in some insane transvestite ritual. While shocked deputies searched through the rubble of Eddie Gein's existence, they realized that the horrible discoveries didn't end at the missing Mrs. Worden's body. They had stumbled into a death farm. The funny-looking bowl in his home was actually the top of a human skull. The lampshades and wastebasket were made from human skin. A ghoulish inventory began to take shape: an armchair made of human skin, female genitalia kept preserved in a shoebox, a belt made of nipples, a human head, four noses and a heart. The more the looked through the house, the more ghastly trophies they found. Finally a suit made entirely of human skin. Their heads spun as they tried to tally the number of woman that may have died at Eddie's hands. While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts he did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) his criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns. Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now. You're into my style, so check out my fashion. www.ubervanity.com (Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 63% on WhichKillerRU

Link: The Serial Killer Test written by _Vanity_ on Ok Cupid