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I'm off in a minute. I intend to have a good time despite Murphy's machinations, but first I need to go to Mum's and get my hair trimmed and buy shoes, a thing I've been putting off for way too long now... I love my Doc Martens but wearing them with a skirt is not my style.
To amuse you while I'm gone, here is an email that turned up in my spam folder yesterday:
From: "BBC News" <eouenojub@traveluk.com>
Subject: Britain pays for queen's sex!
The Expenses of British Queen Elizabeth II for the last year increased from 34, 9 billion
pound sterling till 77, 3 billions. It is double more in contrast with past year.
Perhaps, the most outrageous item of the expenses considers so-called "escort services",
simply sexual amusements of the queen.
"Every British citizen will pay for my sex" - this sensational news has been said some hours
before.
There's a link at the bottom. I haven't clicked it. Curiosity has its limits, even for me... besides, it doesn't look like anything fun like porn...
Also, who would go round paying for sex when one had the luscious Phil the Greek on tap?
If my namesake doesn't want him I'll have him. He may be a bit on the vintage side these days, but what a glorious, snarky, sexy, bastard... mmmm!
To amuse you while I'm gone, here is an email that turned up in my spam folder yesterday:
From: "BBC News" <eouenojub@traveluk.com>
Subject: Britain pays for queen's sex!
The Expenses of British Queen Elizabeth II for the last year increased from 34, 9 billion
pound sterling till 77, 3 billions. It is double more in contrast with past year.
Perhaps, the most outrageous item of the expenses considers so-called "escort services",
simply sexual amusements of the queen.
"Every British citizen will pay for my sex" - this sensational news has been said some hours
before.
There's a link at the bottom. I haven't clicked it. Curiosity has its limits, even for me... besides, it doesn't look like anything fun like porn...
Also, who would go round paying for sex when one had the luscious Phil the Greek on tap?
If my namesake doesn't want him I'll have him. He may be a bit on the vintage side these days, but what a glorious, snarky, sexy, bastard... mmmm!
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(although amusing, if you don't mind him being an incredibly bad advertisment for the UK)
Have a good day! :)
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:p
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Have fun!
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Ick!