Don't ask me, I don't give a damn

[lizblackdog]

GAH!! I am a fucking idiot at times. I just schlepped myself and the dogs over to Sainsbury's and back expressly for the purpose of buying coffee. I came back with a cucumber, tomatoes, strong cheddar, some reduced-for-quick sale Scotch beefburgers from the meat counter (20p a burger! Couldn't resist), pig's kidneys and chicken quarters for the dogs, a red onion to make salad with the tomatoes and cucumbers...

AND NO FUCKING COFFEE. *headdesk*

I'm going to have to go out again. I've been foggy and dozy all day (I had a couple of drinks last night, and with my legendary low tolerance for alcohol, this is my version of a hangover - mild, but annoying all the same) and I really, really didn't want to get out of my chair again until bedtime. Grr bah snargle pfft!

Anyway, time for a meme. I've seen this one on my friends list and I haven't read behind anyone's cut yet, because I knew I'd want to do it myself at some point... now wychwood has put me on her list, so the curiosity's overcome my characteristic inertia.

*selects twenty names fairly randomly from friends list*

*goes back to wychwood's LJ to find out what it's all about*

First, write down the names of twenty people you know. Then read and answer the questions.

You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the twenty names you're going to use.


1. huntingdon
2. angriestangel
3. adm_hawthorne
4. auriocookie
5. captain_lila
6. commanderd
7. james_the_evil1
8. photocat_0923
9. wychwood
10. ulva
11. santaman
12. kiss_kass
13. manicitalian
14. narahttbbs
15. shatna
16. saintrobert
17. trippyfurball
18. terri_osborne
19. topbit
20. rosemary_ca



Is #9 a boy or a girl? She's a girl.

Would #11 and #2 make a cute couple? Mwahahaha!! I think so. I suspect I'll get belted with a frying pan in the Terran pub thread for saying so, though...

How about #18 and #4? They'd be a slash writer's wet dream, especially if they wore costumes... *snerk snerk*

When was the last time you talked to #12? Talk in person? Physically in person, never. Via IM... a week or so ago, I think.

What is #6's favorite band? *glances at userinfo* Pink Floyd.

Does #1 have any siblings? Yes, a sister.

Would you ever date #3? Oh yes.

Would you ever date #7? Ditto.

Is #16 single? Yes. I don't know why... he'd be a great catch...

What's #15's last name? It begins with a W, but I always think it's rude to shout someone else's surname in a public journal. I don't even reveal mine where people can read it.

What's #10's middle name? I have no idea if she even has one.

What's #5's favorite thing to do? At the moment, work, Playstation, beer.

Is #13 hot? I believe everything's hot in Arizona at this time of year... Seriously, I haven't seen her but I'd be willing to bet money she is.

Would #14 and #19 make a good couple? I suspect that what they might want out of coupledom would be too different for that one to work. Although, of course, one never knows.

Tell me a random fact about #11: He works out a lot and he hates being referred to as "cute".

And #1: He collects children and keeps pet ants.

And #3: She has a beautiful mouth and the same birthday as I do.

Have you ever had a crush on #20? No. And I doubt she'd appreciate it if I did.

Where does #9 live? Somewhere up near Birmingham.

What's #4 favorite color? I have no idea. In my mind I associate her with deep wine-red.

Would you makeout with #14? If she wanted to, sure. I did grope her briefly in London...

Are #5 & #6 best friends? They don't know each other at all. They're both pretty cool though.

Does #7 like #20? Ditto.

Does #8 like #19? Ditto ditto.

How did you meet #2? We met at Kelly'z Korner when I was a refugee there during The Great Terran Famine of '04, then we met in the flesh at London Zoo last November for the first time.

How did you meet #18? I haven't, really. I just liked her style and her writing, both published and at TrekBBS, so I added her, and she added me back - probably from politeness, but it was rather cool of her all the same.

Does #10 have any pets? She has Miss Kitty.

Is #12 older than you? I'm not sure. I don't think so, but I think she's within five years or so of my age one way or another.

EDIT: It's in her userinfo - she's three years younger than I am.

Is # 17 the sexiest person alive, or what? Nah, that'd be me... she is bloody beautiful though.

Comments

[saintrobert.livejournal.com]

Me a great catch?

Pfff!

[boywhocantsayno.livejournal.com]

Well, if you'd gone northeast after university instead of southwest, we might have been able to test that theory... ;)

[saintrobert.livejournal.com]

Actually I did go north-east after University if you think about it :-p

[santaman.livejournal.com]

*Gets frying pan.. "DING!!"* .... ;)

[wychwood]

:lol:

I love the comments about Henry :)

(and *in* rather than near Birmingham, for the record ;) )