Black Doggerel

This is my cat.
( These are my cats on NIP! )
In other news, been for my smear test and now feel all sore and disgruntled in the girl parts. Cheered myself up by getting Mum to stop at the pet store on the way back, where I scored the catnip and petted the store's African Grey. Apparently said Grey doesn't usually like people, but I haven't lost my touch. I spoke to him quietly for a few minutes, bobbed my head and didn't stare, touched his foot very gently in an "I'll stop the moment you tell me to" sort of way, and he bent over and asked me for head scritches. Want. Parrot. Can't. Have. Argh!

Have also been to Sainsbury's searching for Guinness Marmite. They haven't got it yet but the customer service lady assures me it's on order, so I will be getting some.

- also, what part of the HTML in the posting-pictures routine makes all the fucking paragraph breaks disappear? I've had to put them all in as HTML commands. *grumble*