Black Doggerel

obnoxious dog-fox habit: pissing on any random dog-smelling objects they come across, such as empty plastic bottles that have been collied and abandoned.

obnoxious Spike-dog habit: playing with random interesting objects he comes across on walks, such as the same empty plastic bottle he played with and abandoned yesterday. Spike likes to be at eye level with his humans as much as he can so playing means bouncing off my chest with object in his mouth until I either play tug or throw with it or ignore him successfully.

so that's why I now smell of fox piss. repeated scrubbing with lavender soap has not entirely shifted it yet.