A riot of my own

[lizblackdog]

there's one huge fucking problem with dogs like mine in an area with great big mature oak trees every fifty feet.

there are squirrels EVERYWHERE. there are always squirrels round here but right now is peak acorn time and squirrel mating season and we can't even go round the block for a morning piss without two or three chasing each other ten feet in front of Spike's nose.

one of these days my arm is just going to pop off, and they'll take off merrily after the squirrels trailing their leashes behind them, arm and all.

I had to have a quick tuggy session to let off some steam and I came out of it with a bitten finger, a bitten elbow and a nipped tit, complete with rip in t-shirt. this is excessive even by Spike standards.

Comments

[jhovall.livejournal.com]

A nipped tit? Sounds fun.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

...yeah, only NOT! :-P

he just caught it accidentally in passing; a tiny little break in the skin and a small bruise - and that only because the skin there is delicate. Of course this is the same tit the cat mutilated last week. Argh!

[hellfire82.livejournal.com]

take heart; perhaps the squirrels will have pity on you, and not throw acorns at you for a couple of days.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

it's unlikely! they glory in teasing dogs. sadistic little rodentbastards!

[hellfire82.livejournal.com]

lol yes they are. they always throw them at me when i walk hershey, but oddly enough, not when i walk mae. i think they think hershey is the bigger threat. so fine, throw them at her, but why at me?

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

it's not the throwing so much as the running across the road ten feet in front of us. that's what causes me the mist trouble, andf I swear they do it on purpose sometimes!