Yo te quiero, oh mi corazón

[lizblackdog]

Why the fuck is some sludge-brained shitstain setting off fucking fireworks now? Not only is it not New Year for another three fucking days, it's NOT EVEN FUCKING DARK YET, YOU FESTERING CHRONOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED MENTAL MICROBE.

I hope you trip over your own dragging knuckles and land arse first on a rocket that blows your brains out. Because that's clearly where you keep them.

Not a single quark's worth of love,

Your fairly close neighbour, her hysterical shaking collie who's hiding in the bathroom, and her GSP who needs a pee but can't have one till you've finished your fucking artillery attack reenactment. Because I can't leave Spike alone in this state and I certainly can't take him out. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Comments

[kikayume.livejournal.com]

That sucks!

BTW, have you been giving me neopoints stuff? I had two random items show up in my item list, but no message saying they were given!

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Poor boys! Poor LIZ :-(

[danasaur.livejournal.com]

poor spike. new years eve much be a pain in the ass for you :\

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Brit people do fireworks on New Year's Eve?

We're all too lazy to do that in the cold. Except for my up-the-hill neighbors who randomly set them off, including plenty of duds that inspire my mom to thing that since fireworks bang twice, it must've been a gunshot and yell at everybody to get downstairs until I manage to convince her that it was fireworks.

[shy-dramaqueen.livejournal.com]

Graaa, I hate premature fireworks! And YES I so used the word premature on purpose and thought of something else that's pretty damn close to the same thing. *seethes*

Luckily our animals have used to be pretty blasé about fireworks. The dog whimpers a bit at first and then is okay if she has people near her. The cat used to crawl up on one of the chairs under the kitchen table and glare at the world until it stopped being noisy.

But the neighbours are still asstards. I'm glad we have laws against fireworks on any other day of the year. :-\