Ow. Spike bites are usually crushing bruising injuries without breaking the skin, on account of his blunted teeth, but I guess he caught my thumb with one of the sharp edges. Bleeding like a very bleedy thing and hurts to type.

I wonder how many repetitions of "squeal like a scalded pig and immediately become very boring" it will actually take to get him to be a bit more fucking careful? Four years on, he's only marginally better than the obnoxious mouthy puppy I adopted. I look down at my hands and I can see physical evidence of four different tuggy errors just from the past week.

I love that dog so fucking much :D

In other news, my neighbours are smoking weed again and I am fighting the urge to go knock on the door and beg them for some. If I had any money left I might knock and ask to buy enough for a joint (I never want more than that anyway) but I won't ask people for something for nothing, even if I thought they'd say yes - especially if I thought they'd say yes. I have my pride.

...maybe I'll go lie on the floor in the hallway at the bottom of their door and just take deep breaths...

From: [identity profile] peaceful-fox.livejournal.com


...maybe I'll go lie on the floor in the hallway at the bottom of their door and just take deep breaths...

I'm with ya on that. I don't buy any here because I don't want to fuck up my immigration in any way. ::::withdrawl::::
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com


Yeah - the chances of being caught are very minimal, but it'd be such a major life-fuck-up if you did that I don't blame you at ALL.

Me, I just can't afford it since having all these extra cats to feed. I used to have a neighbour who'd sell me minimal quantities when he bought some for himself - like a fiver's worth, which is all I want anyway - but he's given it up. And I don't know anyone who sells it any more.

From: [identity profile] pgh-anarchist.livejournal.com


He only bit you b/c of the raw diet :) He's blood lusting now :D

A friend of mine gave me two joints about 3 YEARS ago. They're still in their little marlboro box, in a drawer, untouched. They'd probably go up like California wildfire if I lit one now.
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com


*sigh* I'd ask you to send me them but that sort of thing's a bad idea...

From: [identity profile] baranduyn.livejournal.com


Gabriel occasionally snags me when he gets all grabby-mouthed. He's going on five years old and only recently began looking mildly apologetic. If he tramples my internal organs he grins triuphantly.

As for your neighbors...is there an empty flat above them? After all, smoke rises...
:)

From: [identity profile] fara-shimbo.livejournal.com


I wonder if he wants you to squeal like a pig. After all, that's what puppies do when they're having fun. He might think you like it.

I've been known to bite back in these situations. Works on dogs, little brothers and NYC subway muggers (ask me how I know someday...)
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