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How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
The Mongols hoard, not boards, but Fnord! Fnord discord, praise the Lord! And Bob knows, you never get bored when you have Fnord.
The weirdest thing Spike ever did was the time he chased Bloaty through the Stargate, and found himself facing a horde of mingled Mongols, Daleks, Borg and Dementors. Fortunately, the Daleks could only fire over their heads, the Dementors were distracted by being assimilated and the Borg were dealing with being exterminated; by the time it was all over Genghis Khan was the only one left standing. Thanks to the Borg implants, he was able to hypnotise his way into being the next Minister of Magic.
...does that answer all the questions raised in the last entry?
The Mongols hoard, not boards, but Fnord! Fnord discord, praise the Lord! And Bob knows, you never get bored when you have Fnord.
The weirdest thing Spike ever did was the time he chased Bloaty through the Stargate, and found himself facing a horde of mingled Mongols, Daleks, Borg and Dementors. Fortunately, the Daleks could only fire over their heads, the Dementors were distracted by being assimilated and the Borg were dealing with being exterminated; by the time it was all over Genghis Khan was the only one left standing. Thanks to the Borg implants, he was able to hypnotise his way into being the next Minister of Magic.
...does that answer all the questions raised in the last entry?
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When the dementors got assimilated, do you think they gave the Borg the kiss? I'm not sure Borg HAVE souls...
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DO NOT WANT!
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*and wobbling on its axis*
The insanity, it be contagious.
*singing* Yo ho, haul together, hoist the colours high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die! Come, brig and frigate, sloop and snow, we'll strip you clean and sink you low, to take yer grog with Davy Jo, beneath the rolling keel . . . Frigging in the rigging, frigging in the rigging, frigging in the rigging 'cause there's fuck all else to do!
*Luna Lovegood impression*
A fuckton is a thousand times greater than a metric assload. It might be spelled fuck-ton. Because "fuckton" sounds like a town, like Hampton or something except, you know, fucking.
If you run out of ideas, Liz, roll with the random insanity from one thing to another. It's really really really fun. And I think I got my best fanfiction from it, even if canon came along and fucked it over.
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*grin*
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I like your brain, Liz. Fucked over a cannon sounds wonderful, and I must write some fic about exactly that.
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Oh dear gods. This is the first thing I read this morning and I snorked out loud!
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