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How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
The Mongols hoard, not boards, but Fnord! Fnord discord, praise the Lord! And Bob knows, you never get bored when you have Fnord.
The weirdest thing Spike ever did was the time he chased Bloaty through the Stargate, and found himself facing a horde of mingled Mongols, Daleks, Borg and Dementors. Fortunately, the Daleks could only fire over their heads, the Dementors were distracted by being assimilated and the Borg were dealing with being exterminated; by the time it was all over Genghis Khan was the only one left standing. Thanks to the Borg implants, he was able to hypnotise his way into being the next Minister of Magic.
...does that answer all the questions raised in the last entry?
The Mongols hoard, not boards, but Fnord! Fnord discord, praise the Lord! And Bob knows, you never get bored when you have Fnord.
The weirdest thing Spike ever did was the time he chased Bloaty through the Stargate, and found himself facing a horde of mingled Mongols, Daleks, Borg and Dementors. Fortunately, the Daleks could only fire over their heads, the Dementors were distracted by being assimilated and the Borg were dealing with being exterminated; by the time it was all over Genghis Khan was the only one left standing. Thanks to the Borg implants, he was able to hypnotise his way into being the next Minister of Magic.
...does that answer all the questions raised in the last entry?
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Oh dear gods. This is the first thing I read this morning and I snorked out loud!
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