All across the telegraph his name it did resound

[lizblackdog]

Conversation with one of Spike and Squish's friends in the park, while playing ball. Friend is a small blond boy (eight? ten?) with engaging manners and an adorable grin - one of our favourites, and one of the ones that never needs told twice not to wave sticks around Spike etc. He even remembers without being told that Spike can't have tennis balls, and refrained from teasing him with the tennis ball he had in his pocket today.

Boy: *explains to me how the rubber band around his wrist is there to ward off bad luck*
Me: My friend and I have a theory that dog pee wards off zombie attacks. That's why they have to stop and pee on every single thing; they're keeping us safe.
Boy: Ha! I'll help. *brandishes toy gun*
Then he grinned suddenly, and said: "I'll be safe when the zombies attack, anyhow. I've got no brains."

Kid, if you were thirty years older I'd marry you.

Comments

[mudshark58.livejournal.com]

There is hope. Ha!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Yeah. There are some good ones around here.

[yesididit.livejournal.com]

ha! i love it, what a great kid! some days i'm quite certain i have no brains for the zombies, and the idea that dog pee keeps us safe from zombies, thats going to make me giggle every time puppy pees on stuff now.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

It was cottonmanifesto who came up with the theory at first, I believe. To this day, the short dog walks (the ones we apartment dwellers have to do several times a day) have been referred to as "zombie patrol".

I LOVE that kid. There are a few annoying ones who don't get, or don't care, that Bad Shit Will Happen if they tease my shark dog with sticks. Most of them are pretty good. But this particular one is gold.

[mudshark58.livejournal.com]

"zombie patrol"

*snerf* :D

[sweet-tea79.livejournal.com]

This is why I'm going in to pediatrics. Kids rock.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I'm lucky round here. It's so easy for kids to be wild obnoxious yard apes; but the local ones are all pretty good. And when they're good they're a lot of fun. Spike loves them SO much. He loves all people, but he does the whole body wag from the ears down when he sees a kid.