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OK, I know I have a slight fantasy pirate fixation. And I know Border Collies are extraordinarily perceptive, eager to please dogs.
Now can someone explain to Spike that putting my eye out with a dead branch is above and beyond the call of verisimilitude?
Now can someone explain to Spike that putting my eye out with a dead branch is above and beyond the call of verisimilitude?
