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Dear Local Kiddies,
Spike loves you, and I am gratified that you see him 200 yards away and come running to play with him. It makes him very happy.
But I can't stress this enough: DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN COLLIE WITH STICKS. You won't find the fun and games nearly so much fun when he takes one of your little sticky fingers off, or worse, he chokes on a stick and I rip your livers out to feed to my cats.
I would say "I won't tell you again", except I am apparently doomed to have to tell you repeatedly until we move away or one of us DIES.
Ambivalent love,
Liz, Happy Fun Collie and The Quiet Cute Licky One.
Spike loves you, and I am gratified that you see him 200 yards away and come running to play with him. It makes him very happy.
But I can't stress this enough: DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN COLLIE WITH STICKS. You won't find the fun and games nearly so much fun when he takes one of your little sticky fingers off, or worse, he chokes on a stick and I rip your livers out to feed to my cats.
I would say "I won't tell you again", except I am apparently doomed to have to tell you repeatedly until we move away or one of us DIES.
Ambivalent love,
Liz, Happy Fun Collie and The Quiet Cute Licky One.
