Black Doggerel

You all (or at least all of you that might enjoy hilarious fantasy sex comics) totally need to read Oglaf.

thank you to naamah_darling.

Edit: Also, I need someone to make me an icon of Mary Poppins saying "Fuck." I like the Mary from the illustrations of the P. L. Travers books better than movie!Mary but I'm not that fussy. Please?

(8:53:04 PM) slave2tehtink: Have been keeping up w/news of Spike's surgery. 1) those dogs look HAPPY so yeah. and 2) This opens up so much scope to learn to do papier mache and make him a selection of prosthetic noses. Like with a rhinoceros horn on one. Because what the world needs is Spike with a pointy horn on his face.
(8:53:43 PM) lizblackdog: ...lol you
(8:53:50 PM) lizblackdog: that's a kind of awesome idea
(8:54:01 PM) lizblackdog: like I could make him a selection of different ones
(9:05:16 PM) slave2tehtink: A big red clown nose
(9:05:27 PM) lizblackdog: noooo I fear clowns
(9:05:45 PM) slave2tehtink: I really think Spike needs weaponry on his face though
(9:06:12 PM) lizblackdog: I agree ENTIRELY.

WATCH THIS. NO REALLY, WATCH THIS NOW.

This is slave2tehtink's fault, by the way.

Videos of dog walk with Petunia:

One. Please note my dogs are not usually all with the barky like that when i take them out, they were just WAYYY more excited than usual.
Includes bonus neighbours and Shih Tzu Crew!

Two. A minute of Spike.

Three. With bonus neighbour kiddies!

We were not, slave2tehtink and I, very riotous in the end. She'd just had this long flight and had a lot of heavy London touristy stuff planned, I'd been stressing and cleaning and am a lazy bitch anyway, and although we'd vaguely floated a few Bournemouth touristy things we might do, in the end we just lounged around and chilled and played with dogs a lot. Which was just what we both felt like and I loved every minute.

She left at silly o'clock this morning to catch the London train, and I miss her already. I loved having her here and I wish it had lasted longer.

Petunia my heart, if/when you read this - and I KNOW you'll find a chance to get online soon enough - I forgot to get your temporary mobile phone number 'cause I'm a moron. Call or email and lemme know how it's going?
Thanks to Petunia's grace and generosity, I has some of the famous Om Shanti Tink's Tea Tree Lavender Salve, which is WONDERFUL. I've been rubbing it on various less-than-wonderful bits of my own skin and Spike's calloused elbow bald patch.

I also have a whole bagful of tiny assorted fantastic-smelling BPAL things. And a fullsize bottle of Anne Bonny:
"Named in honor of the most notorious female pirate to ever set sail. Wicked, cruel, beautiful, intelligent, resourceful and dangerous: a true role model. A blend of Indonesian red patchouli, red sandalwood, and frankincense."


Not only that, but catnip spray, a bag of chicken jerky dog/cat treats that smell nearly as good as the perfume, my cunning hat and Mobius snood (stashed away safely for the winter) a fridgeful of leftover Chinese food (omg devil chicken: best dish EVER) and a bad case of the happy warm fuzzies.

Come back soon please :D

"Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?"

slave2tehtink is coming SOOOOOON! I AM OVEREXCITED!

( In which we make plans for world dobermination. or something. )

So if you come to see me, I'm sure you'll be impressed
By how well I'm behaving and how well I'm dressed
If you come to see me, hope you're coming soon

OMG OMG OMFG slave2tehtink is coming to see me! In May! She has tickets and everything! WOO FUCKING HOOO!!!

I'm going to need to clean.

( Making plans )