Black Doggerel

(8:53:04 PM) slave2tehtink: Have been keeping up w/news of Spike's surgery. 1) those dogs look HAPPY so yeah. and 2) This opens up so much scope to learn to do papier mache and make him a selection of prosthetic noses. Like with a rhinoceros horn on one. Because what the world needs is Spike with a pointy horn on his face.
(8:53:43 PM) lizblackdog: ...lol you
(8:53:50 PM) lizblackdog: that's a kind of awesome idea
(8:54:01 PM) lizblackdog: like I could make him a selection of different ones
(9:05:16 PM) slave2tehtink: A big red clown nose
(9:05:27 PM) lizblackdog: noooo I fear clowns
(9:05:45 PM) slave2tehtink: I really think Spike needs weaponry on his face though
(9:06:12 PM) lizblackdog: I agree ENTIRELY.

slave2tehtink is coming SOOOOOON! I AM OVEREXCITED!

( In which we make plans for world dobermination. or something. )

So if you come to see me, I'm sure you'll be impressed
By how well I'm behaving and how well I'm dressed
If you come to see me, hope you're coming soon

OMG OMG OMFG slave2tehtink is coming to see me! In May! She has tickets and everything! WOO FUCKING HOOO!!!

I'm going to need to clean.

( Making plans )

( Cut for chatlog extract and high degree of tasteless )

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( In which I whine about the weather some more. Includes brief chatlog extract. )

So, yeah. Not dead. Still reading my f-list, still looking at your photos, still love you. Just too fucking hot and grouchy to do anything about it.