Happens all the time

[lizblackdog]

There's been a bloke emailing me for ages, since he saw my profile on the naked sauna chatroom - basically along the lines of "I have a big hard cock and will you be there this weekend?" It started while Mum was in hospital and although I stopped replying a while ago I kept getting the odd message along the same lines.

The latest one, CC'd to a whole bunch of naked sauna swingers, was a bit more amusing, though:

"Hi all of you
For your information - ******* **** is 55, definitely married and crap in bed.
I should know - I am his wife
Regards
****** ****"

PWNED!


*snrk*

Comments

[pgh-anarchist.livejournal.com]

Busted. LOL. Guess you'll be getting no more messages about his big hard cock. :(

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I had a feeling there was something a bit off about him. He was a bit too desperate and persistent to be an honest swinger. Not surprised.

[peaceful-fox.livejournal.com]

Yeah, after a while you can *just tell*. I've met men who were eager and then men who were more than eager bordering on desperation.

[seariderfalcon]

*chokes*

That might be the best pwnage I've ever heard! Hee!

[gwenhyffar.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[moviegrrl.livejournal.com]

*sniggers*

[ulva.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Hehehe. Sometimes I wonder if there isn't a god after all...

[huntingdon.livejournal.com]

ROFL :D

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!

[dalaire.livejournal.com]

Classic!

Bwahahaaaa!!!

[jj79.livejournal.com]

HAHA! Someone got busted...someone got busted...

[dr-david-banner.livejournal.com]

Ouch! That's funny!

[revolution-grrl.livejournal.com]

*laugh, laugh* Poor woman! I am imagining a scene, wherein she had no idea he was seeking outside activity, and suddenly she discovered that he was showing strangers on the Net attention he hadn't shown her in years. Good for her for striking back!!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And I'm glad that my interaction with him has been limited to a few polite not-very-interested replies to his emails.

[kikayume.livejournal.com]

Hell hath no fury... like a women scorned for naked sauna chatrooms?

[pktrekgirl.livejournal.com]

*lol*

Oh my....someone is a bit perturbed.

[my3babies.livejournal.com]

Oh Ouch *grin* I'd imagine it's not going to be a good night at home for weird horny guy

[randomyst.livejournal.com]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[peaceful-fox.livejournal.com]

OMG - I did the same thing to someone my ex was interested in (when he wasn't my ex). He told her so many lies, I cleared up some "misconceptions", and now she and I are good friends (and she's married to someone really cool!!!!)

Recently she sent me a "thank you for saving me from him email"!

Thanks for the laugh!

[peaceful-fox.livejournal.com]

Gods! I covet your icon. It's AWESOME!

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA
Rock on!
Spent a good bit of last night looking at maps of your little island. I so wanna go *sigh*

[jennie-c-d.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[jeneration-why.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love it!

[emily-shore.livejournal.com]

Classic!

[silverblaidd.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. That belongs on the fridge.

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

*delightedly and madly laughs arse off*

[ifpetalsfall.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious!

[boywhocantsayno.livejournal.com]

The icon says it all. :)