Happens all the time

[lizblackdog]

There's been a bloke emailing me for ages, since he saw my profile on the naked sauna chatroom - basically along the lines of "I have a big hard cock and will you be there this weekend?" It started while Mum was in hospital and although I stopped replying a while ago I kept getting the odd message along the same lines.

The latest one, CC'd to a whole bunch of naked sauna swingers, was a bit more amusing, though:

"Hi all of you
For your information - ******* **** is 55, definitely married and crap in bed.
I should know - I am his wife
Regards
****** ****"

PWNED!


*snrk*

Comments

[pgh-anarchist.livejournal.com]

Busted. LOL. Guess you'll be getting no more messages about his big hard cock. :(

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I had a feeling there was something a bit off about him. He was a bit too desperate and persistent to be an honest swinger. Not surprised.

[peaceful-fox.livejournal.com]

Yeah, after a while you can *just tell*. I've met men who were eager and then men who were more than eager bordering on desperation.