Ran into Shiny-Headed Neighbour while coming back from a dogwalk just now. He ran into my mother in the hallway when she came to visit during Blogathon (thank you Mum!) and he was massively taken with her, as is everyone who ever meets her. So naturally, he had to tell me all about it.
SHN: "Oh! I met your Mum! She's really nice, isn't she!"
Me: "Yep. I think so."
SHN: "And so attractive! Blimey, she's really attractive. I'd never have believed she was your Mum!"
Me: (deadpan) "Yeah, that sort of thing usually skips a generation."
SHN: (oblivious) "Yeah! That's true! She's so great!"
Be proud of me. I waited till I was back upstairs to pee myself laughing and mock him on the Internet. XD
SHN: "Oh! I met your Mum! She's really nice, isn't she!"
Me: "Yep. I think so."
SHN: "And so attractive! Blimey, she's really attractive. I'd never have believed she was your Mum!"
Me: (deadpan) "Yeah, that sort of thing usually skips a generation."
SHN: (oblivious) "Yeah! That's true! She's so great!"
Be proud of me. I waited till I was back upstairs to pee myself laughing and mock him on the Internet. XD
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I'm relieved, actually. He was showing signs of fancying me a while back - now, I can be notoriously non-picky, but he falls into the "not if you and I were tha last two living humans in the entire universe" category.
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That story kinda reminded me of an encounter that I had with one of Ryan's (now very ex) girlfriends.
It was the first time I had met her, and I think we were both somewhere around 17...She turned to me and said "You know, I'm a natural blonde like you are, so I have to bleach my hair because otherwise it looks like I dye my hair blonde."
I really don't think Ryan was dating her because of her brains...
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That's why I'm "the evil 1"
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She'd love you, mind. She's the Queen of TMI. My sisters and I have been scarred for life from hearing way more than we ever wanted to know about her sex life.
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(I earned that nickname when I inadvertantly said the name Colin McKechnie instead of Colin McGregor during a Polaris meeting and, in front of 50 or so people, said aloud, "Not Colin McKechnie, Colin McGregor. Who the heck is Colin McKechnie? Oh, right, he's a guy I had a one-night stand with five years ago.")
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He used to do a lot of coke, apparently.
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This guy came 'round one of the local poly groups hunting, and he asked out my then-sweetie
She showed admirable restraint & didn't slap him.
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Pass the brain soap, please.
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