You lose again

[lizblackdog]

Ran into Shiny-Headed Neighbour while coming back from a dogwalk just now. He ran into my mother in the hallway when she came to visit during Blogathon (thank you Mum!) and he was massively taken with her, as is everyone who ever meets her. So naturally, he had to tell me all about it.

SHN: "Oh! I met your Mum! She's really nice, isn't she!"

Me: "Yep. I think so."

SHN: "And so attractive! Blimey, she's really attractive. I'd never have believed she was your Mum!"

Me: (deadpan) "Yeah, that sort of thing usually skips a generation."

SHN: (oblivious) "Yeah! That's true! She's so great!"

Be proud of me. I waited till I was back upstairs to pee myself laughing and mock him on the Internet. XD

Comments

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

AUUUUUUUUUUGH BRAIN BLEACH PLZ!

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
That's why I'm "the evil 1"

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

There's evil, there's eeeeevil, and there's JUST PLAIN SQUICKY. One's own Mum is always automatically in the third category.

She'd love you, mind. She's the Queen of TMI. My sisters and I have been scarred for life from hearing way more than we ever wanted to know about her sex life.

[boywhocantsayno.livejournal.com]

Hey. According to aprilsnark, I am the Queen of TMI. :P

(I earned that nickname when I inadvertantly said the name Colin McKechnie instead of Colin McGregor during a Polaris meeting and, in front of 50 or so people, said aloud, "Not Colin McKechnie, Colin McGregor. Who the heck is Colin McKechnie? Oh, right, he's a guy I had a one-night stand with five years ago.")