You know those poems you find on animal rescue homepages, and occasionally as signatures to animal rescue people's emails? If you have no idea what I'm on about there's a fair example of the genre on this page.

I can't ever look at one, even the laughably badly-written ones, without bursting into tears. And I don't need it, you rescue people. I may not be a very big or active part of the solution but I've always tried hard not to be part of the fucking problem. STOPPIT NOW. You're preaching to the fucking choir.

While you're at it, you can stop with the all-caps, the ~~~~~ and the **** *** *** in your damn transport emails too. I just have to strip the fuckers out when I crosspost and it's ANNOYING.

Still have no idea what I'm on about?

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From: [identity profile] danasaur.livejournal.com


the one on that page is pretty laughably bad. Transport emails are among the most annoying emails ever, and you deserve a metal or something for cleaning them up and making them coherent.
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com


It's a TERRIBLE poem. It's the subject matter that gets me, because, Vogon-quality verse or not, it's still true in all the ways that matter.

I just wish I didn't keep running across it. It's REALLY not a thing I need reminding of and all it does is upset me uselessly.

and OMG yes. The Comic Sans, the emoticons, the colophons, THE HORROR!
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