Black Doggerel

sex and spanking and stargate and stuffed crust pizza oh my. best birthday ever!

am exhausted, and my finger joints are all swollen & painful and making typing hard. partly from dog leashes and old age and partly from digging fingernails into salty man-flesh during the more exciting parts of the afternoon.

i hurt too much to reply to everyone right now but i will do it. i love you all so much. thank you :)

topbit, the icon is specially for you *innocent face*

in other news, i have new cardboard boxes and Spike and the kittens are having a blast playing with them. surprising how small a box a border collie can fold himself into when he tries.

Spent the morning & afternoon with entorien, mucking about with dogs, eating way too much at the Pizza Hut all you can eat buffet and having fun at Lakeland and the costume shop - was terrific until I was doubled over with cramps. It's that time again. Feh.

I stopped at Mum's to collect the dogs and felt too crappy to leave, so I'm staying here watching Star Trek on her cable TV. Any minute now I'm going to break into her sherry - best cure I know for stupid fucking killer cramps, except a hysterectomy - and every month I spend like this I am that much closer to attempting one at home. Ugh.