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Things being forty has taught me so far:
1. Never wear a skirt slit up the back when you're walking an excitable Collie who thinks it's funny to tug at the hem of your skirt for attention.
2. If you do, you should consider wearing underpants.
*RRRRRRRRRRRIP*
OMG NEKKID ARSE and the owner of the Shih Tzu Crew getting an eyeful he wasn't expecting!
1. Never wear a skirt slit up the back when you're walking an excitable Collie who thinks it's funny to tug at the hem of your skirt for attention.
2. If you do, you should consider wearing underpants.
*RRRRRRRRRRRIP*
OMG NEKKID ARSE and the owner of the Shih Tzu Crew getting an eyeful he wasn't expecting!
