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It's been YEARS since I had to buy any startled children a new football. It gives me the warm nostalgic fuzzies XD
It's been YEARS since I had to buy any startled children a new football. It gives me the warm nostalgic fuzzies XD
Things being forty has taught me so far:
1. Never wear a skirt slit up the back when you're walking an excitable Collie who thinks it's funny to tug at the hem of your skirt for attention.
2. If you do, you should consider wearing underpants.
*RRRRRRRRRRRIP*
OMG NEKKID ARSE and the owner of the Shih Tzu Crew getting an eyeful he wasn't expecting!
1. Never wear a skirt slit up the back when you're walking an excitable Collie who thinks it's funny to tug at the hem of your skirt for attention.
2. If you do, you should consider wearing underpants.
*RRRRRRRRRRRIP*
OMG NEKKID ARSE and the owner of the Shih Tzu Crew getting an eyeful he wasn't expecting!
Things being forty has taught me so far:
1. Never wear a skirt slit up the back when you're walking an excitable Collie who thinks it's funny to tug at the hem of your skirt for attention.
2. If you do, you should consider wearing underpants.
*RRRRRRRRRRRIP*
OMG NEKKID ARSE and the owner of the Shih Tzu Crew getting an eyeful he wasn't expecting!
1. Never wear a skirt slit up the back when you're walking an excitable Collie who thinks it's funny to tug at the hem of your skirt for attention.
2. If you do, you should consider wearing underpants.
*RRRRRRRRRRRIP*
OMG NEKKID ARSE and the owner of the Shih Tzu Crew getting an eyeful he wasn't expecting!
Ooooops.
Ran into Spike's buddy Chico and the Shih Tzu Crew on our morning walk. I knew from conversations with the owners that they had cats as well. I did not know that one of their cats occasionally accompanies them on walks. If I'd known that I certainly wouldn't have unleashed Spike.
I hope she can get down from that tree all right.
Ran into Spike's buddy Chico and the Shih Tzu Crew on our morning walk. I knew from conversations with the owners that they had cats as well. I did not know that one of their cats occasionally accompanies them on walks. If I'd known that I certainly wouldn't have unleashed Spike.
I hope she can get down from that tree all right.
Ooooops.
Ran into Spike's buddy Chico and the Shih Tzu Crew on our morning walk. I knew from conversations with the owners that they had cats as well. I did not know that one of their cats occasionally accompanies them on walks. If I'd known that I certainly wouldn't have unleashed Spike.
I hope she can get down from that tree all right.
Ran into Spike's buddy Chico and the Shih Tzu Crew on our morning walk. I knew from conversations with the owners that they had cats as well. I did not know that one of their cats occasionally accompanies them on walks. If I'd known that I certainly wouldn't have unleashed Spike.
I hope she can get down from that tree all right.
Ha. Spike may have just met his match. We were in the foresty green bit behind the houses where I took the rope toy pictures; me and the Monochrome Marauders and a neighbour with his three Shih Tzus. I let Spike loose because he and the Tzus are quite fond of each other and he had a riotously good romp.
Then he peed on their owner's foot and down his trouser leg. I did mention that my dog is an arsehole, didn't I? He's not exactly in the habit of peeing on people but it's not the first time either. Don't you just want to sink into the ground when that happens?
Want to know the best part? The ringleader of the Shih Tzus, a beige and white male with an attitude the size of a planet, peed on my foot two minutes later. No wonder he and Spike get on so well.
In other good news, I also let Squish off to play with the Tzus. And did he come back when I asked him to? He did. *happy dance*
ETA: Yahoo is frelled and I can't access my email, so I may not spot comments that I want to reply to until it gets its shit together. Just so ya know.
Then he peed on their owner's foot and down his trouser leg. I did mention that my dog is an arsehole, didn't I? He's not exactly in the habit of peeing on people but it's not the first time either. Don't you just want to sink into the ground when that happens?
Want to know the best part? The ringleader of the Shih Tzus, a beige and white male with an attitude the size of a planet, peed on my foot two minutes later. No wonder he and Spike get on so well.
In other good news, I also let Squish off to play with the Tzus. And did he come back when I asked him to? He did. *happy dance*
ETA: Yahoo is frelled and I can't access my email, so I may not spot comments that I want to reply to until it gets its shit together. Just so ya know.
Ha. Spike may have just met his match. We were in the foresty green bit behind the houses where I took the rope toy pictures; me and the Monochrome Marauders and a neighbour with his three Shih Tzus. I let Spike loose because he and the Tzus are quite fond of each other and he had a riotously good romp.
Then he peed on their owner's foot and down his trouser leg. I did mention that my dog is an arsehole, didn't I? He's not exactly in the habit of peeing on people but it's not the first time either. Don't you just want to sink into the ground when that happens?
Want to know the best part? The ringleader of the Shih Tzus, a beige and white male with an attitude the size of a planet, peed on my foot two minutes later. No wonder he and Spike get on so well.
In other good news, I also let Squish off to play with the Tzus. And did he come back when I asked him to? He did. *happy dance*
ETA: Yahoo is frelled and I can't access my email, so I may not spot comments that I want to reply to until it gets its shit together. Just so ya know.
Then he peed on their owner's foot and down his trouser leg. I did mention that my dog is an arsehole, didn't I? He's not exactly in the habit of peeing on people but it's not the first time either. Don't you just want to sink into the ground when that happens?
Want to know the best part? The ringleader of the Shih Tzus, a beige and white male with an attitude the size of a planet, peed on my foot two minutes later. No wonder he and Spike get on so well.
In other good news, I also let Squish off to play with the Tzus. And did he come back when I asked him to? He did. *happy dance*
ETA: Yahoo is frelled and I can't access my email, so I may not spot comments that I want to reply to until it gets its shit together. Just so ya know.
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