If I could get away with murder, I'd take my gun and I'd commit it

[lizblackdog]

So it's (nearly) 4am, and I'm happily minding my own business watching Doctor Who online with a friend.


(3:38:36 AM) LizBlackDog: wtf my doorbell just rang
(3:38:41 AM) Friend: O.o
(3:38:49 AM) LizBlackDog: ...I'm ignoring it
(3:38:53 AM) LizBlackDog: it's 4am
(3:38:55 AM) Friend: drunk people? XD
(3:39:03 AM) LizBlackDog: argh
(3:41:10 AM) LizBlackDog: you remember me bitching about shit in the hallway?
(3:41:14 AM) Friend: Yes
(3:41:26 AM) LizBlackDog: That was my insane shinyheaded neighbour
(3:41:50 AM) LizBlackDog: who apparently thinks shit in the hallway again is worth waking me up over
(3:42:03 AM) LizBlackDog: even though he has cleaned it up already.
(3:42:22 AM) LizBlackDog: Oh, and he wanted to a. borrow tobacco and b.offer me valium.
(3:42:29 AM) LizBlackDog: *rolleyes*
(3:42:35 AM) Friend: har
(3:43:01 AM) LizBlackDog: I just need my own TARDIS and I am SO moving out.
(3:43:07 AM) Friend: XD
(3:43:47 AM) LizBlackDog: but it's nice to know Shit In The Hallway got to be some other bugger's problem this week.
(3:44:16 AM) LizBlackDog: and especially nice to know it was Shiny Head's.
(3:44:22 AM) LizBlackDog: because he's a dick.

*seven minutes later*

(3:52:35 AM) LizBlackDog: sorry. I was answering the fucking doorbell again
(3:52:39 AM) Friend: no worries
(3:52:47 AM) LizBlackDog: I gave him tobacco
(3:53:01 AM) LizBlackDog: and it took him till now to work out he had no rolling papers
(3:53:09 AM) LizBlackDog: *headdesk*
(3:53:20 AM) LizBlackDog: I was a bit short with him.
(3:53:49 AM) LizBlackDog: (Me: Don't ring my fucking doorbell at this hour again unless the fucking building catches fire. Goodnight.)


WHAT THE SHIT.

Comments

[peaceful-fox.livejournal.com]

OMG - I don't know if I could have controlled my fist of death.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

He's very lucky I wasn't actually asleep. And that I don't want to clean up entrails from the hallway either.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Did you see my LED sheep post with the video of the insane Welsh shepherds?
If not you should go view it whenever you have craziness like this. It'd cheer you right up.

I tried to picture Spike in one of the LED harnesses they put the dogs in & LMAO at the thought.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

LOL yes - actually, a few people have shown me that, wasn't it AWESOME?

He does own a fluorescent yellow collar with a ring of flashing LEDs on it for night walks. Just I left it somewhere after the battery ran down and never got round to replacing it.

I love the Welsh XD

[mudshark58.livejournal.com]

...LED sheep post with the video of the insane Welsh shepherds...

Okay, that was just silly.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

But, but, but... SHEEP PONG!

[vandonovan.livejournal.com]

..... wtfffffff. There are really no words.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

inorite! WHO DOES THAT?? i mean okay, i was awake, but still. Wanker.

[vandonovan.livejournal.com]

I'm... really baffled that you answered. I recall a similar arrangement when I was in an apartment and got someone pounding on my door at 4am. I shouted through the door for him to go away. Turns out he had the wrong apartment anyway.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

because he kept ringing and the dogs were going to start barking their heads off if I didn't make the ringing stop. and i called out to see who it was. and shinyhead is... he's a dick and he's several dilithium crystals short of a warp drive, but he is utterly harmless. I figured it was the quickest way to get him to fuck off.

[vandonovan.livejournal.com]

Man... what a fucktard. Who DOES that at 4am!? I mean, yeah, if the complex is ON FIRE or something. Honestly.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

most of us in this block are ex-druggies or ex-alcoholics... some more ex than others. i'm fairly sure Shinyhead is still using something, though i don't care enough to find out what.

sadly, i am very familiar with the state of mind where actions like this appear to make sense.

[mbif.livejournal.com]

several dilithium crystals short of a warp drive

That made me LOL. It's full of win!

[entorien.livejournal.com]

Agreed on the wanker part! Even our insane and destructive neighbour never did anything that dumb!

(Btw, nice icon! Permission to yank, with full credit to the creator?)

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

The spock one? Sure, his icons are up for grabs as long as they're credited. I love it dearly XD

and yes. dumb neighbour is dumb. It didn't seem to sink in with him at ALL until I shouted at him that 4am wasn't a perfectly normal sort of time to ring someone's door.

[revolution-grrl.livejournal.com]

Right. Here's what you do. If England is at all like here in this respect, you should be able to buy all things summer by now. Get a water pistol, possibly two, one for each hand. Next time the guy comes to your door at an inappropriate hour, open the door and promptly begin to shoot him with water. Then, wordlessly, close the door.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

this suggestion is so full of win.

i even have a watergun, though i don't keep it as handy as I needed to when the cats were younger.