If I could get away with murder, I'd take my gun and I'd commit it

[lizblackdog]

So it's (nearly) 4am, and I'm happily minding my own business watching Doctor Who online with a friend.


(3:38:36 AM) LizBlackDog: wtf my doorbell just rang
(3:38:41 AM) Friend: O.o
(3:38:49 AM) LizBlackDog: ...I'm ignoring it
(3:38:53 AM) LizBlackDog: it's 4am
(3:38:55 AM) Friend: drunk people? XD
(3:39:03 AM) LizBlackDog: argh
(3:41:10 AM) LizBlackDog: you remember me bitching about shit in the hallway?
(3:41:14 AM) Friend: Yes
(3:41:26 AM) LizBlackDog: That was my insane shinyheaded neighbour
(3:41:50 AM) LizBlackDog: who apparently thinks shit in the hallway again is worth waking me up over
(3:42:03 AM) LizBlackDog: even though he has cleaned it up already.
(3:42:22 AM) LizBlackDog: Oh, and he wanted to a. borrow tobacco and b.offer me valium.
(3:42:29 AM) LizBlackDog: *rolleyes*
(3:42:35 AM) Friend: har
(3:43:01 AM) LizBlackDog: I just need my own TARDIS and I am SO moving out.
(3:43:07 AM) Friend: XD
(3:43:47 AM) LizBlackDog: but it's nice to know Shit In The Hallway got to be some other bugger's problem this week.
(3:44:16 AM) LizBlackDog: and especially nice to know it was Shiny Head's.
(3:44:22 AM) LizBlackDog: because he's a dick.

*seven minutes later*

(3:52:35 AM) LizBlackDog: sorry. I was answering the fucking doorbell again
(3:52:39 AM) Friend: no worries
(3:52:47 AM) LizBlackDog: I gave him tobacco
(3:53:01 AM) LizBlackDog: and it took him till now to work out he had no rolling papers
(3:53:09 AM) LizBlackDog: *headdesk*
(3:53:20 AM) LizBlackDog: I was a bit short with him.
(3:53:49 AM) LizBlackDog: (Me: Don't ring my fucking doorbell at this hour again unless the fucking building catches fire. Goodnight.)


WHAT THE SHIT.

Comments

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Did you see my LED sheep post with the video of the insane Welsh shepherds?
If not you should go view it whenever you have craziness like this. It'd cheer you right up.

I tried to picture Spike in one of the LED harnesses they put the dogs in & LMAO at the thought.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

LOL yes - actually, a few people have shown me that, wasn't it AWESOME?

He does own a fluorescent yellow collar with a ring of flashing LEDs on it for night walks. Just I left it somewhere after the battery ran down and never got round to replacing it.

I love the Welsh XD

[mudshark58.livejournal.com]

...LED sheep post with the video of the insane Welsh shepherds...

Okay, that was just silly.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

But, but, but... SHEEP PONG!